Do your Wife or GF know what you do online? or they are just happy with paydays?

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joewriter

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On Keyboard Writing My way to Fortune
Hi
I have been looking for a fortune online for the last 7 years when I started I was not even having the slightest signs of getting laid. As days turned to years I got someone to call a GF and I may be calling them a wife anytime soon(AM NOT SURE)
What do you do online is a question am skeptical to answer. ;)
 


Tell her the truth, its nothing to be ashamed of doing dildo shows. Its not like you show your face in the webcam anyways.
 
I just say "You know those things that say "Please type the following letters to verify you're human"? I pay Indians to type those, and people pay me to get them done to fake being human. Everyone just wants to fit in."

Works every time.
 
joewriter said:
I have been looking for a fortune online for the last 7 years when I started I was not even having the slightest signs of getting laid. As days turned to years I got someone to call a GF
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Tell her the internet is a series of tubes, and the only way it can get any faster is if you lay more internet pipe.
 
Be honest to your wife and it will result you a happy family life. Happiness is everything.
 
i dont know whats worse. the op.. or the fact that judging by some of these replies, it appears that some of you actually interpreted his post as legitimate english
 
Just explain whatever you just wrote to her in the exact same way.

She'll just go "wtfkaywhatever", forget a minute later and move on. Problem over.
 
Sit her down and go in depth into every single little technical detail...after 45 seconds of you talking she'll be so fed up with not having the opportunity to talk herself that she won't want to know any more.
 
Anything wrong with this:

Her: "So what do you do for a living?"
You: "I work with computers and do stuff and people pay me."
Her: "Oh, what kind of work do you do?"
You: "Just a bunch of really technical stuff that would bore the crap out of you."
 
tel her u are contracted by google to auto fill search boxes in real time as surfers type in the letters into the box.

when she replies and says "wo.."

u finish her sentence.."wow you are so amazingly gifted?"

her: "no, wow you have such a small penis! I use bing not google!'
 
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