DickRoll Your Friends and Family for $$$

[jeff5311]

My newest business idea...

Premise:

1) Members contribute $5 monthly
2) Members receive a "dickrolling" tracking link.
3) Members spam, lie, cheat, steal to "dickroll" unsuspecting individuals.
4) Member with the most "dickrolls" at the end of the month, receives the entire monthly contributions.

Besides being illegal, would this work?

p.s. I like using the word "member."

 

[sumitdhawan09]

Hi friend,

Is it possible you came up with this idea because you actually like the site of spinning penises?

I will pray to Vishnu for you bro.

 

[erifdekciw]

lololol

 

[jeff5311]

mmm... spinning penii...

i will also offer chickrolling (two chicks one cup) -- though i haven't seen this done yet. someone please link!

admin, please sticky this post now!

 

[keynes]

Sounds like the Madoff scandal, except with masked links...

 

[jeff5311]

yeah kinda like a ponzi scheme, but with a gambling twist.

madoff would take next month's subscriptions to pay off the previous month's.

 

[johu]

Hi friend,

Is it possible you came up with this idea because you actually like the site of spinning penises?

I will pray to Vishnu for you bro.

+rep

 

[Pr0xyhub]

Hi friend,

Is it possible you came up with this idea because you actually like the site of spinning penises?

I will pray to Vishnu for you bro.

haha every post is always so funny

 

[MisterX]

Hi friend,

Is it possible you came up with this idea because you actually like the site of spinning penises?

I will pray to Vishnu for you bro.

 

[knukk]

Hi friend,

Is it possible you came up with this idea because you actually like the site of spinning penises?

I will pray to Vishnu for you bro.

 

[knukk]

Besides being illegal, would this work?

One could just fire up a proxy roller and receive the most clicks without having to share the link with or trick anyone.

 

[makethatmoney]

http://www.1guy2needles.com

EDIT: It's not a screen-steal thing like the dickroll, but it's just... wow