DEAR CONGRESS

[Mr Baconator]

Last year I mismanaged my funds and this year my family and I cannot decide on a budget. Until we have come to a unified decision that fits all our needs and interests, we will have to shut down our checkbook and will no longer be able to pay our taxes. I'm sure you will understand.

Thank you very much for setting an example we can all follow.

 

[AustinP]

Dear Mr. Baconator,

Haven't you been making enough of monies lately?

 

[FerrisHilton]

Dear AustinP,

Haven't you been making enough of monies lately?

 

[bobsoap]

Dear Ferris, haven't you done any of the Hiltons lately?

 

[Dwight Schrute]

Dear bobsoap,
Haven't you done anyone together?

 

[crackp0t]

Dear Dwight Schrute,

Haven't you hugged dullspace today?

 

[dmnEPC]

Dear Crackp0t,

Haven't you hugged your ponies today?

 

[Gertex]

Dear dmnEPC,

Haven't you hugged your mom lately?

 

[Bofu2U]

Dear Gertex,

Do YOU know where your mom is?

 

[SEO TAMOY]

Dear Bofu2U

I saw your mom kissing Santa Clause .

 

[potentialeight]

 

[crackp0t]

Dear potentialeight,

Have you played Killer Instinct lately?

 

[Dwight Schrute]

Dear potentialeight,

Have you played Killer Instinct lately?

Dear Ponies,
Have you seen crackp0t lately?

 

[dooogen]

Dear Dwight,
Have you talked to Jim and Pam today?

 

[Dwight Schrute]

Dear Dwight,
Have you talked to Jim and Pam today?

Dear dooogen,
Have you seen Ken and Ryu today?