Damsel in Distress: Please rescue me from DP!

[kisforkarla]

Don't get me wrong, DP is a good forum. It's just hard for a lady to get some decent work when you're competition writes for pennies!

About Me:

* Though I am new to internet marketing, I am not new to writing. It's been a hobby of mine since I could pick up a crayon.
* I actually ENJOY research.
* English is my language. Minus some swear words and random phrases, it's the only language I know.
* Since I don't have a large portfolio, I don't mind completing review articles.
* I like a challenge.
* I have boobs. I've read some posts here, having boobs has got to get me some points!
* My schedule is open. Attending school online gives me the chance to work around my client's needs.

I would prefer to become part of a writing team. I believe that it would afford me the best opportunity to focus on what I love best and less on acquiring work.

Not a team leader but still need articles or forum posting? Let me know. I'm for hire, and anxious to start working for the fine folks here at Wicked.

PMs please.

 

[aientrp]

What are your rates per 100 words?

 

[armer]

What is you rate please?

Can I have a review copy to see your style?
Thank you

 

[oneups]

yo kisforkarla, PM me since for some reason it won't let me PM you, i have a few projects i can use you own, got examples of your work?

 

[kisforkarla]

My rate has been $2/100 words for articles and .15/forum post. I'm building my portfolio so don't mind reasonable negotiation of these.

@ armer: PM sent

 

[Magic Hat]

I don't mean to shit on your thread, and I'm sure you're a good copywriter, but you made a cardinal sin in the very first line of your post (you're/your).

 

[kimboslice]

I don't mean to shit on your thread, and I'm sure you're a good copywriter, but you made a cardinal sin in the very first line of your post (you're/your).

Your knot cool for pointing that out.
Have you know sole?
Their is an explanation four the error.
Its only a mistake.

 

[Tindalos]

Damn, I was totally misled by this title.

 

[kisforkarla]

I don't mean to shit on your thread, and I'm sure you're a good copywriter, but you made a cardinal sin in the very first line of your post (you're/your).

Damn. If that was a cardinal sin, then the shit I do when off the computer is going to earn me a one way ticket to hell.

Thanks for pointing that out. :bowdown:

 

[bullet-ride]

We'd like to see your boobs.

 

[Yaxxx]

 

[brinda]

How can you relate the thread topic to your content?

 

[VendingGuy]

I need product description rewrites - 145 to 155 words each - about 100. They would need to completed in a week. Drop me a PM if you are interested.

 

[motto]

You don't like DPs?
When you think about it, it is kinda gay..I personally like the straight up hetero one-on-one love making.
However, there are some DPed scenes even on Wickedfire

 

[Sticks79]

What are your rates per boob pic? and do your rates get higher for pussy shots?

 

[InternetAuthor]

What are your rates per boob pic? and do your rates get higher for pussy shots?

Okay - this is even funnier with the sig comment.

To the OP - it's nice to have some more boobs around here - speaking as someone with a set of her own.

 

[kblessinggr]

To the OP - it's nice to have some more boobs around here - speaking as someone with a set of her own.

I have a set, cept they're moobs, not to be confused with boobs... though they could pass as some, if you are blind to chest hair.

 

[kisforkarla]

Boobs are cool...but money is better. Seems like this site offers both...bonus!