Countdown to Armageddon

[Dwight Schrute]

Countdown to Dec 21, 2012 in Kiritimati

Mayan apocalypse: panic spreads as December 21 nears - Telegraph

If the world ends, just know that it's been great knowing you all. I will be in paradise with Jesus paying my harp.

The rest of you will be in hell having a Badger Ball every single day with alcohol, debauchery, sex with loose women, and more alcohol. :angryfire:

 

[cashcratecow]

Didn't th world already end in y2k?

 

[MyOwnDemon]

All these pussies in their bomb shelters and 60 days worth of canned goods.

LOL KEEP DELAYING THE INEVITABLE. You gay webmasters are going to die anyway when you run out of chicken noodle soup.

 

[cassius]

Wait... a guy named Ron Hubbard is selling survival shelters to believers in some crazy apocolypse? Is this real life?

 

[Jizzlobber]

Family Guy - Da Boom

 

[Fiver]

 

[yellowarrior]

Locked in bombshelter with woman....

pro: she can't run from sex
con: you can't run from talking

 

[IceToEskimos]

Locked in bombshelter with woman....

pro: she can't run from sex
con: you can't run from talking

Donald Fagan wrote a nice tune about using a bomb shelter to try and get laid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8zrKnkd6ss=embed

 

[Not Your Friend]

you fags need to get off the bs and start making money.... shaking my fucking head

 

[talon]

 

[Wong Shun Leung]

its cool. i dont care anyway because i get a thousand virgin girls when the world ends.

 

[wickedDUDE]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B68vYV2h-AI]Kevin Trudeau reveals 2012 Mayan Calendar, TEOTWAWKI, Planet X. - YouTube[/ame]

 

[thelorax]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCEeAn6_QJo]Tool - Ænema [uncut version - hq - fullscreen] - YouTube[/ame]

 

[conjamuk]

Any smart gay webmaster would be out monetizing the fuck out of this. Nothing will happen on Dec 2012.

 

[ItsYoBuddy]

inb4 dresden says hes ready for whatever with all his guns and hes ready to shoot anyone

 

[greenleaves]

inb4 dresden says hes ready for whatever with all his guns and hes ready to shoot anyone

And he means it, he even shot himself in the foot! That is how ready he is.

 

[potentialeight]

They found more of the Mayan calendar, btw.

 

[Dresden14]

..... a bunch of savage mexicans in the forest with sticks and rocks cannot define the last minute, hour or day of the world. lols at this idea.

 

[Moxie]

..... a bunch of savage mexicans in the forest with sticks and rocks cannot define the last minute, hour or day of the world. lols at this idea.

The Mayans didn't try to define that. Those saying they did are modern day people who are misinformed and/or purposely trying to mislead. Also, the Mayans had some amazing structures that would still be difficult to construct with today's equipment.

 

[Sevenhelmets]

Tool - Ænema [uncut version - hq - fullscreen] - YouTube

Man, I haven't heard that in ages....REAL music. Going off to look for that album now...