<Insert company name here> Confidential.
Copyright <year> <Big Corporation>. All Rights Reserved.
The piece of code you are now perusing was written in the service of a huge and powerful corporation. We know who you are. We know that you're reading this. We know what you're thinking. And we'll know if you even _consider_ trying to copy even the slightest idea or concept from this code. We are everywhere, and if you do copy us, we'll be forced to buy you, your company, and probably even your home state, and crush you like the nothing that you are. And that's just if we're in a _good_ mood that day. You don't want that do you? Good. Now run along...
Copyright <year> <Big Corporation>. All Rights Reserved.
The piece of code you are now perusing was written in the service of a huge and powerful corporation. We know who you are. We know that you're reading this. We know what you're thinking. And we'll know if you even _consider_ trying to copy even the slightest idea or concept from this code. We are everywhere, and if you do copy us, we'll be forced to buy you, your company, and probably even your home state, and crush you like the nothing that you are. And that's just if we're in a _good_ mood that day. You don't want that do you? Good. Now run along...