Contacting sites for Links - but there is a problem

[namecake]

I'm trying to contact various sites anout the possibility of linking to me or link exchanges.
But there is a problem, they just have info@abcd.com, etc... and no details of who the contacts are.

I really don't want to put: Dear Sir, Hi, etc.. As this just shreiks Spam.

Any ideas what i can put that won't get the mail immediately deleted?

Please forward to Webmaster, Head of Business Development (this also screams spam to me as well.)

Thanks for any suggestions.

 

[RockDiesel]

Yes, there is a problem. You posted no fucking boobs but used the boobs icon, and that is a big problem.

 

[monkeyman]

3....2....1

 

[kingofsp]

namecake, post boobs ASAP.

...or God have mercy on your e-soul.

 

[kimboslice]

Post boobs or gtfo. You used the boob icon. That means boobs are in this thread, so post em!

 

[Fat Tom]

i clicked to see boobs, and i see no boobs, where the fuck are the boobs...

 

[JustLloyd]

I was looking into this just last night, namecake. I'm not going to tell you HOW, but I'll give a lead where you can get the intel you need.
Try this thread http://www.wickedfire.com/traffic-content/57788-social-bookmark-links-vs-blog.html

There's alot of stuff that'll help you(and most n00bs), there.

I'll give you another bit of advice. You EVER use the fucking boobs icon without posting boobs? You are going to get fucked, fucked over, then fucked up, big time, by some folk here who take that icon very seriously.

Thank me later.

 

[FlatLine]

ban the fucker until he gets a clue on what the boob icon means!

 

[Red_Virus]

asking for links used to work like 5 years back and not any more.
Also post some tits to get over the flaming.

 

[FatalError]

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[danbradster]

Still works if you have a quality site.

asking for links used to work like 5 years back and not any more.
Also post some tits to get over the flaming.

 

[Rob_TID]

Still works if you have a quality site.

So give us some decent tips on it it and I might even turn that red rep into orange.

 

[Bofu2U]

So give us some decent tips on it it and I might even turn that red rep into orange.

More ambient light.

 

[pickledegg]

urgent boobage required in this thread.

 

[Super-Affiliate]

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ban the fucker until he gets a clue on what the boob icon means!

Yep, please ban this fucker right now until he understands what the boobs icon actually mean...

 

[butcher]

GF's tits with spoon is the only way to recover from this now!!

Dont know why im helping after the boob fail but.. If they advertise a phone number call them and ask for the name of the person responsible otherwise just send the emails, some will ignore, some will respond if you have something worth exchanging

now get the camera and spoons out

 

[efeezy]

I'll save this fucking guy...since I'm in the mood for boobs anyway.

 

[namecake]

Sorry guys - i now understand what the Boobs icon means. If i use it again you can expect a large amount of boobage to come your way.

 

[Sticks79]

Sorry guys - i now understand what the Boobs icon means. If i use it again you can expect a large amount of boobage to come your way.

No, we want large amounts of boobies NOW bitch.

 

[Fat Tom]

oh nos you did it now, Sticks is pissed and wants more boobs, may the underload have mercy on your soul.