Confessions: Animal Hoarding

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So some new show popped up on Netflix called "Confessions: Animal Hoarding". I love Hoarders and love animals, so I thought this should be a riot.

It's all dramatic like "DUN DUNNN people could die in these conditions DUN DUNNNNN serious illness DUN DUNNN" I'm sitting there lol'ing because it's pure comedy.

So this woman has like 30 dogs, and once had 100+ in the house. They are all little squacky ass pomeranians. It shows her sitting on the couch with 20 dogs all on the couch non-stop barking, and she's in complete serenity and peace. Doesn't hear a thing or smell a thing.

They walk around and they film the dogs pissing on the bed, crapping on the carpet.

So then they flip over to this dude who has a ton of cats. Finally Animal Control comes and starts taking the cats. So they are chasing them down and one ran under the couch. So they flip the couch up to grab it, and this is what they find...

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Hahahaha, Oh my god man.

I know it's tragic, and I know these people are mentally ill and have attachment issues and abandonment issues and all this, but come on man. They should get a medal for pushing science to the limit. We now know what the human brain can ignore when it has to.
 


Holy shit. LOLOL

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Dude. More than one. Rotting in the corner. Reminds me of this time I had two hamsters in one cage. Those little siberian hamsters. One was named Scotty Pippen and the other I can't remember. But they loved to sleep in their little plastic igloo house. One day the other one quit going in there and I couldn't figure out why. I eventually checked and lifted up the house and Scotty Pippen was in there as hard as a rock. RIP
 
What has been seen.... :-|

These people need to be taken into special care asap! How someone could live in a house covered in shit is beyond me lol!
 
Back in high school my mom bought a house like that with a tenant who couldn't read or write, who'd been there 11 years with her brother. He died upstairs and she couldn't even get to him for a week, she was so fat, only to find him dead. She shat in her chair because she couldn't get up to go to the bathroom fast enough. Cockroaches everywhere. It was fucking nuts. She moved, my mom gutted it, sealed everything with killz and flipped it.
 
shindig said:
Back in high school my mom bought a house like that with a tenant who couldn't read or write, who'd been there 11 years with her brother. He died upstairs and she couldn't even get to him for a week, she was so fat, only to find him dead. She shat in her chair because she couldn't get up to go to the bathroom fast enough. Cockroaches everywhere. It was fucking nuts. She moved, my mom gutted it, sealed everything with killz and flipped it.
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ANY ONE OF US COULD BE LIVING IN THIS HOUSE
 
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