Common Affiliate Summit Observations

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  • people that forgot to use or simply don't own deodorant. I about passed out when I walked by some body odor clouds
  • enter to win an Ipad....and not winning an Ipad
  • "we're an affiliate network with the highest payouts"
  • "we're an affiliate network"
  • "we're an affiliate network with the best offers"
  • Pens as giveaways
  • those handful of old people that have probably never even been online, yet have a bag and walk booth to booth stuffing it with swag
 


I had a scary old guy corner me as we were trying to leave the hotel and quiz me about the summit. When I answered his question about the next one being in Vegas he got all "Ah..so they are doing well" Got rescued before I started laughing.
 
MikeT3 said:
I had a scary old guy corner me as we were trying to leave the hotel and quiz me about the summit. When I answered his question about the next one being in Vegas he got all "Ah..so they are doing well" Got rescued before I started laughing.
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Probably the star watcher dude... "old guy, 70+, crazy pants and a binder" - he hangs looking for celebs and phones it in.


I'll add to the list:


  • Tough guy WF dudes who wear little man panties in real life
  • Networks who I've never done business with that turn out to be great people that I want to do business with!
  • Networks I do business with that turn out to be complete douchebags, like "close my account before I puke on you" douchebags
and meeting a bunch of cool guys who do well in really interesting little niches ... a positive and professional attitude goes a long, long way in this business.


Had a great time overall ... :D

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Of course there's nerds, were all nerds, some just are very obvious about it. Merchants and networks are usually hot girls with big boobs that know nothing. And then there's everyone else. Overall very fun time, always good getting the 5 star treatment from the networks. Overall I think this trip has been. 5% educational, 80 motivational, and 15% networking. Overall met some cool ass peeps and had a Great time.
 
mumblejae said:
I had to sit there staring at bridget the midget for 2 days. the shit that runs through your head after awhile...
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Yeah who the heck is she? Cause one of their reps was trying to talk to me about her and I had no clue wtf he was talking about.
 
MikeT3 said:
Yeah who the heck is she? Cause one of their reps was trying to talk to me about her and I had no clue wtf he was talking about.
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apparently she's a porn star. she also happens to have a payday loan offer called "little loans" or something along those lines. bitch whores her lil' self out in more ways than one
 
mumblejae said:
apparently she's a porn star. she also happens to have a payday loan offer called "little loans" or something along those lines. bitch whores her lil' self out in more ways than one
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Man, that video they played over and over with her ugly little face on it made me want to punt her.

That must be why you all looked so stand-of-ish, because you wanted to beat her
 
de312 said:
Man, that video they played over and over with her ugly little face on it made me want to punt her.

That must be why you all looked so stand-of-ish, because you wanted to beat her
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fuck dude it was SO awkward - then we caved and got a team fote with her in front of our booth boobs
 
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