Coffee with Jizz, anyone?

[Jizzlobber]

Digg: Small Town to Open Topless Coffee Shop

Fucking right down the road from me! Hopefully they'll have WiFi and I can treat my friends at WF to some live Jizzcasts! Maybe some footage of the waitresses too!

 

[hellblazer]

The headline is misleading. The article says the town's Board is considering their permit request. No way it gets granted.

 

[Jizzlobber]

I've got some dirt on one of the planning board members - I might be able to influence at least one vote. :thumbsup:

 

[HarveyJ]

They're worried baout the wrong crowd?
It's a coffee shop... in Maine...
Who goes to coffee shops? Writers.
Which writer lives in Maine? Stephen fucking King.

I think they should be worried about psychotic clowns that make everyone float down here being the clientele, not people that like a bit of tit (which I should point out is every heterosexual male over the age of 12)

[edit]My g/f just saw this and mentioned something about breast milk lattes and dead strippers.

 

[Jizzlobber]

APPROVED FTFW!

Topless Coffee Shop Gets Permit From Planning Board

Although neighbors are concerned about people like me, the board vote was unanimous! :thefinger:

 

[HarveyJ]

Ok, now get some some modelling paint, and paint it over the little green light on your webcam, and start doing live streaming from the cafe while you do work

 

[turbolapp]

hmm. Jizz you really should be able to monitiez this in some way.

btw, I enjoyed the punny header.

 

[Jizzlobber]

hmm. Jizz you really should be able to monitiez this in some way.

btw, I enjoyed the punny header.

LOL, believe me I'm scheming. Look at the Digg link in my OP - already up to 1600+.

Remember that old series 'Northern Exposure'? There really is a strong hint of that type of eccentric lifestyle up here. I bet I could play up a similar angle in some IM gimmick.

 

[InternetAuthor]

I'm just wondering who wants to go topless in Maine...isn't it cold there? God help the girls if the coffee spills...

 

[Jizzlobber]

Sad part is there will probably be more nipples than teeth in the place.

 

[HarveyJ]

LOL, believe me I'm scheming. Look at the Digg link in my OP - already up to 1600+.

Remember that old series 'Northern Exposure'? There really is a strong hint of that type of eccentric lifestyle up here. I bet I could play up a similar angle in some IM gimmick.

You could play it out as Lonely_guy_25
*cough*