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[nachoninja]

 

[guerilla]

White people are fucked up man.

 

[cliqz]

I'm thinking something along the lines of a "pimp" her being a "hoe" and "acai berries".....

 

[dschus]

Is Bob Barker gunna have to choke a bitch?

 

[acemenace]

1-2-cha-cha-cha
3-4-cha-cha-cha

 

[Uzzz]

Old man - Jon sent me arrrrrrgggh....
Kim stand... - oh noes! im gona poop my pants

 

[dreamache]

boredom..

 

[m0rtal]

Take a self defense class today in case wagenheim decides to pull this shit on YOU.

 

[Bofu2U]

That's ChrisS and in his olden age, that's considered a skittle to him. No caption needed.

 

[BlueYonder]

Dad welcomes the news that Clarissa has found him a suitable nursing home.

 

[kpaulmedia]

"some newbies may not be knowing this trick to earn in this method!... so Keep Your Ass Shut!!"

 

[turbolapp]

Try Bowtrol Colon Cleanse today, or this could happen to you.

 

[Deliguy]

Finally selfdefense classes for dirty old men.

 

[amanda11]

Parenting For Dad: How to apply a chokehold on your daughter when you catch her fucking the nighbourhood's garbage man

 

[Grindstone]

Rape: Twice the fun with an audience.

 

[HarveyJ]

"Bitch, did you just mistake me for Gary Busey?!"

 

[Jizzlobber]

Remembering old times at the Fritzl family reunion...

 

[Maitiú]

"Get your hands off my daughter, you ugly invisible midget!"