Brilliant Whisky Marketing

[Brandon]

German liquor company pours its alcohol down models’ bare breasts before bottling | The Daily Caller

 

[Ibanez | Jan]

We do the same with Jägermeister. Just let that stuff flow through the ass cheeks of Dresdens black gf... adds the "special flavor" and color.

 

[blureach]

Running vats of spirits over boobies would do some serious damage over time.

 

[amateursurgeon]

What a waste of good whisky. You'd lose half the alcohol due to evaporation from the model's body heat.

 

[mx=headroom]

Meh, they don't even look that good, but still creative.

 

[KarmaDog]

i agree with amateursurgeon. i like my whiskey to stay out of the oxygen as much as possible

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

I must be getting old because that shit sounds nasty. Imagine all the skin flakes and jizz crust that ends up getting mixed in. Fuck that.

 

[jeffrey]

I must be getting old because that shit sounds nasty. Imagine all the skin flakes and jizz crust that ends up getting mixed in. Fuck that.

Who are you kdiding? This is a gay webmaster forum, jizz is just part of a healthy diet here.

 

[SLO Ur Roll]

goddamn thread about whisky on tits with no pics wtf is this

 

[jacky8]

ITT ShadowCaster spotted

 

[contract]

HHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG.

 

[faceblogger]

Does our resident drunk approve this?

 

[MaxSteve]

The marketing is genius, if they're targeting MMORPG players as it's probably the closest to real women they'll get. Unless you count the used Sailor Moon panties they buy off the interwebs.

 

[crackp0t]

The marketing is genius, if they're targeting MMORPG players as it's probably the closest to real women they'll get. Unless you count the used Sailor Moon panties they buy off the interwebs.

Steve as an MMORPG player I'd like to say fuck you. A lot of us have real dolls and no used sailor moon panties don't count as women, but they're fun to cum in.

 

[Heartandsoul]

Wowww even I want some of this.

 

[fixie]

People like boobs, who knew?