<embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/videoplayer/flvplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" wmode="transparent" flashvars="file=http://www.theonion.com/content/xml/63609/video&autostart=false&image=http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/INTERNET_CRASH.jpg&bufferlength=3&embedded=true&title=Breaking%20News%3A%20All%20Online%20Data%20Lost%20After%20Internet%20Crash" height="355" width="400">Some very important news from the onion news network:
<embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/videoplayer/flvplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" wmode="transparent" flashvars="file=http://www.theonion.com/content/xml/65542/video&autostart=false&image=http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/SKULL_FUCKING_0.jpg&bufferlength=3&embedded=true&title=Live%20From%20Congress%3A%20The%20Skull%20Fucking%20Bill%20Of%202007" height="355" width="400"> Live From Congress: The Skull Fucking Bill Of 2007
