stop looking at the laptops you fucking nerd.
l-laptops? laptops? I asked for booty, not laptops. Let me explain the difference:
-booty has two luscious globes, a laptop has many flat keys
-booty doesn't give you radiation poisoning, can't explode on your lap (you -explode on the booty)
-booties do a better job of acting as a bouncing surface
-booties double as a musical percussion instrument, laptops aren't as effective
some similarities:
-both booty and laptops are mobile
-you can spank a booty and laptop
-both are relatively warm
-you can open and close booties and laptops
Hope this clarifies things for you, cougarvirgin
your cougarmom has her cougarclaws around my cougarcock
lol but seriously, you're a virgin