Banking Perks

[Spliffic]

Just wondering what some of you have been able to negotiate with your banks. I assume many of you have quite a few denairos sitting in an account, are you able to get any breaks?

 

[gimmedat]

Unlimited blowjobs from the teller.

YA FEEL ME?

 

[Sohan]

Unlimited fraud stops on my card - yays. Fuck HSBC

 

[TFLNetwork]

Dammit i came to this thread for the wrong reason.

Carry on...

 

[Danc1122]

Unlimited blowjobs from the teller.

YA FEEL ME?

Same.

I get "drive in head" (that's the code name)

I pull around, hand a stack off checks to one person... they start depositing them while another chick sticks her head out the window and keeps me occupied while I wait for them to deposit my checks. (Usually about a 30 min process)

Local banks FTW.

EDIT: YAAAA DIGGG???

 

[jelf]

u get checks lol?

 

[TylerL]

Dammit i came to this thread for the wrong reason.

Carry on...

Rofl.

 

[Brandon]

Unlimited fees

 

[Roundabout]

Fuck that, I get the cookie plate for free when I leave. And I'm allowed to take a giant giant giant handful of multi colored lollipops. Top that.

 

[yid..]

My bank bought me a really nice car.. no questions.