One of my good friends is getting married this weekend (god bless the poor bastard - future wife is an apple bottom bitch). But anyhow, we are golfing, going to the sports bar and then headed out on the town. Any fun shit you guys recommend?
Day spa.
day spa sounds great, right up my friends alley
That won't be the only thing that finds it's way up your friend's alley.
Plenty of fruitcakes work at those places.
That won't be the only thing that finds it's way up your friend's alley.
Plenty of fruitcakes work at those places.
You ever see the movie The Hangover? That.
Lesbian dildo show
Nothing beats a lesbian dildo show.
I can attest to this.
Just make sure one of the chicks isn't a red head and the other isn't a meth head and you'll be straight. Luckily I was shit faced by the time they started doing ass to ass that I didn't care what they looked like.