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Do something similar to this.

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Instead of the genie, use a picture of Tim Tebow.

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write a script with hundreds of funny responses based on some words use in question
 
Write an algo which will search the bible for results relevant to whatever a user is searching - I don't think we have Google Instant Bible yet.

When you give up on that throw up a magic 8 ball type script, or even a chatbot with some of the responses modified to sound godlike.

"We also have the domain askg-d.com that we are selling for $5,000"
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Sold! Please PM Grindstone with payment details.
 
God sells..... He takes 10%. There's big money in religion. Tax free.

To get to heaven, click here>>

Cheated on your wife??>> enter credit card number here.
 
Cover the page with pics of starving african kids and have a bunch of gif candles next to them.

If the cust pays you $1, one of the candles changes to being lit and they can attach a 300char prayer to it that ppl can read in the comments....and then have the confirmation page redirect to a jesus-spin.
 
Engineer said:
askgod.com

How to profit?
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Sell subscriptions to people for $5 per month to answer questions and requests and have a giant backend of all of the fun trolling adventures. Would be sooooooo fun to troll. People would take it so serious :evil_laughter::evil_laughter::evil_laughter::evil_laughter:
 
Have a text-area field for them to write their question, and a submit button.
After clicking it, just print 'NOW WAIT FOR YOUR ANSWER'.
 
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