Are You Offended By "Merry Christmas" -> Here's A Solution

[bigot]

Here's a GreaseMonkey script that removes the butthurt.

Changes "Merry Christmas" to "Happy Holidays".
Changes "Christmas" to "Holiday".

Sauce:

// ==UserScript==
// @name        Happy Holidays
// @namespace   bigot
// @description I AM OFENDDED LOL
// @include     http://*
// @version     1
// ==/UserScript==

(function(){
txtnd = document.evaluate("//text()", document, null, XPathResult.UNORDERED_NODE_SNAPSHOT_TYPE, null);
var srch1 = new RegExp('merry christmas','gi');
var srch2 = new RegExp('christmas','gi');
var rpl1 = 'Happy Holidays';
var rpl2 = 'Holiday';
for (var i=0;i<txtnd.snapshotLength;i++) {
var nd = txtnd.snapshotItem(i);
nd.data = nd.data.replace(srch1, rpl1);
nd.data = nd.data.replace(srch2, rpl2);
}
})();

Enjoy,
and have a Merry Christmas.

 

[RalphySeo]

@description I AM OFENDDED LOL

LOLOLOL

 

[dzianis]

Thanks for keeping Muslim brothers on the right path! Lakemba Mosque removes Christmas 'fatwa' post

 

[Fiver]

How about this...fuck all the people who are offended by such things.

 

[bigot]

How about this...fuck all the people who are offended by such things.

What's weird is that I've never met a single person who is offended by the phrase "Merry Christmas". Yet every year around Christmas time, everyone bitches about these supposed people.

Changes "Happy Holidays" to "Happy Holidays".
Changes "Holiday" to "Holiday".

...
and have a Happy Holidays.

I was like "wtf I didn't write that", then I realize I forgot to turn the script off. Lol.

 

[ENDed]

I think this needs to be reversed no one who tries not to say Merry Christmas, gives a rats ass if someone else does. It is the people who get butt banged over the happy holidays until they heads explode you need to do this for.

On that note

Merry Whatever The Fuck and A Happy Fuck It

 

[Suddenly_Ass]

 

[Best Data List]

people should not be offended by that in my opinion