Are you from China? Chance to get a free handjob :D



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Do they accept us whities?
 
Now that I think about it, WHAT THE FUCK is China doing with all that splooge?

They've got a 1-child-per-family policy... Surely they aren't getting people preggers on purpose! (At least not that many ppl.)

Can you say lab experiments with humans at the point of conception? Sick bastards!
 
I love Shanghai... lots of friendly and cute girls.
Never checked out those above places but you can get plenty of happy endings there for cheap. An oily 60min massage with a nice finale would cost less than $40. Why go for a rubberized one at a hospital?
 
Its fake propaganda news. They want people to go there to donate sperm thinking they'll get a handjob. This chinese guy saw the news and decided to donate. But when he got there, he was asked to go into a empty room. A male doctor comes in to give him a 10 year old porn mag, and tells him 'you know what to do'. He wrote about how pissed off he was on a Chinese forum and everyone took the piss out of him.
 
1. go to china donate sperm hoping for a handjob
2. wake up and lying in a bathtub full of ice
3. look left and see a note, tell you to dial this number or you'd die
4. realize there are bloods and figure out your kidney has been stolen

good luck bro
 
Its fake propaganda news. They want people to go there to donate sperm thinking they'll get a handjob. This chinese guy saw the news and decided to donate. But when he got there, he was asked to go into a empty room. A male doctor comes in to give him a 10 year old porn mag, and tells him 'you know what to do'. He wrote about how pissed off he was on a Chinese forum and everyone took the piss out of him.

It could be worse.

At least he didn't stimulate his prostate in order to deliver.
 
LOL! Well... there's always that possibility! :uhoh2:

1. go to china donate sperm hoping for a handjob
2. wake up and lying in a bathtub full of ice
3. look left and see a note, tell you to dial this number or you'd die
4. realize there are bloods and figure out your kidney has been stolen

good luck bro