Alright you have a choice…

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You’re being held at gunpoint by a man from the future. This person says that you absolutely cannot stay where you are right now; the fate of the world depends on it.

Your captor offers you two choices. A, you can go back in time to a place of your choosing , knowing everything that you know now and take a second chance with life or B) Instantly gain all the knowledge and insight you need right now to become wildly successful and achieve happiness…what do you do???
 


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You’re being held at gunpoint by a man from the future. This person says that you absolutely cannot stay where you are right now; you need to bend over that barrel and take his length full in the arse.

Your captor offers you two choices. A, you can find out who he is and report the rape or B) Also get to give him a blow job and a massage, but not find out who he is... what do you do???

Your rapist reveals he's you from the future and he's travelled back in time to rape himself, explaining that it's not rape as he consents... Is he right?
 
-God- said:
You’re being held at gunpoint by a man from the future. This person says that you absolutely cannot stay where you are right now; you need to bend over that barrel and take his length full in the arse.

Your captor offers you two choices. A, you can find out who he is and report the rape or B) Also get to give him a blow job and a massage, but not find out who he is... what do you do???

Your rapist reveals he's you from the future and he's travelled back in time to rape himself, explaining that it's not rape as he consents... Is he right?
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-God- said:
You’re being held at gunpoint by a man from the future. This person says that you absolutely cannot stay where you are right now; you need to bend over that barrel and take his length full in the arse.

Your captor offers you two choices. A, you can find out who he is and report the rape or B) Also get to give him a blow job and a massage, but not find out who he is... what do you do???

Your rapist reveals he's you from the future and he's travelled back in time to rape himself, explaining that it's not rape as he consents... Is he right?
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OP take a lesson here from God on how to form meaningful dilemmas
 
Alright, for $200,000,000...

During Floyd Mayweather's next fight, it gets interrupted. Also, every other TV channel and radio show, Youtube video, and even pre-recorded podcasts are all interrupted for 30 minutes. Every cellphone and any other potential media devise, they're all streaming the same thing for these 30 minutes, and it's you fucking Justin Bieber in his tight, twinky little booty.

OR for 250,000,000 he's the one plowing YOU.

Everyone in the entire world is forced to watch, and a million people actually paid $60 unwillingly to watch it, expecting to see PBF.

You'll get crazy laid by all the female fans who are hoping you haven't showered yet so they can taste Beebsie's sour pudding, but you'll also have to face the shame everywhere you go.

Would you do it?
 
Pheasant said:
Alright, for $200,000,000...

During Floyd Mayweather's next fight, it gets interrupted. Also, every other TV channel and radio show, Youtube video, and even pre-recorded podcasts are all interrupted for 30 minutes. Every cellphone and any other potential media devise, they're all streaming the same thing for these 30 minutes, and it's you fucking Justin Bieber in his tight, twinky little booty.

OR for 250,000,000 he's the one plowing YOU.

Everyone in the entire world is forced to watch, and a million people actually paid $60 unwillingly to watch it, expecting to see PBF.

You'll get crazy laid by all the female fans who are hoping you haven't showered yet so they can taste Beebsie's sour pudding, but you'll also have to face the shame everywhere you go.

Would you do it?
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Flag on the play.... Unnecessary gayness.

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1yerrot said:
Flag on the play.... Unnecessary gayness.

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Uhhh, what the FUCK dude?!

CHECK YOUR FUCKING PRIVILEGE you cis-gendered, homophobic, hateful hearted PIECE OF LIBERAL SHIT.

You come around out of nowhere posting a bunch of dumbass garbage on a GAY WEBMASTER FORUM and you have the nerve to talk shit when someone finally makes a post in your thread that doesn't suck 1000 DPM?

This is among the worst threads in the world, I salvaged it with my thought-provoking conundrum.. I got THEHOBBSTER himself to post in your thread, and you're gonna post your cute little football retort? Go slap a flabby black ass.

THEN GO FUCK YOURSELF
 
Pheasant said:
Uhhh, what the FUCK dude?!

CHECK YOUR FUCKING PRIVILEGE you cis-gendered, homophobic, hateful hearted PIECE OF LIBERAL SHIT.

You come around out of nowhere posting a bunch of dumbass garbage on a GAY WEBMASTER FORUM and you have the nerve to talk shit when someone finally makes a post in your thread that doesn't suck 1000 DPM?

This is among the worst threads in the world, I salvaged it with my thought-provoking conundrum.. I got THEHOBBSTER himself to post in your thread, and you're gonna post your cute little football retort? Go slap a flabby black ass.

THEN GO FUCK YOURSELF
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Haaaaa. What brand of jimmies are those that seem to have been rustled?
 
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