jeez seriously its not a dickroll lol
here's the headlines i ran a scraper on it earlier:
#1 - Nothing Fits!
#2 - Being TOTALLY out of shape
#3 - I can't cross my legs
#4 - Airplanes
#5 - Being judged on looks alone
#6 - Fat Clothes
#7 - Pregnant?
#8 - Exhausted!
#9 - "The Look"
#10 - Skinny Gals' Complaints
#11 - Smocks at the doctors office
#12 - Being reminded that I'm fat
#13 - Sweating
#14 - Dating
#15 - Feeling Sexy
#16 - Unable to do the activities I want to do
#17 - Having my picture taken
#18 - Feeling Self-conscious
#19 - Worrying if plastic outdoor chairs will hold me
#20 - I hate that I might die if I don't lose weight!
#21 - Table or booth?
#22 - Name Calling
#23 - Backaches!
#24 - Ashamed to go to the gym
#25 - Feeling Guilty When Eating
#26 - Spending the equivalent of the GDP of a small nation on diet programs
#27 - Stomach Rolls
#28 - I hate statements that start with, "If I were thin…"
#29 - Sugar Addiction/ Hypoglycemia
#30 - Having half a dozen sizes in my closet
#31 - Tucking in my shirt
#32 - Seat belts - Do they ever fit comfortably?
#33 - Being the heaviest person in the room
#34 - Messy eating: Is all food destined to land on my shirt?
#35 - Being told I have a pretty face
#36 - Small Bathroom Stalls
#37 - I Hate the Media, for making us think a size 8 is fat!
#38 - I hate that I barely need to wear a coat in the winter!
#39 - Elevators – Will I be the one to push us over the weight limit?
#40 - Running into doors - I don't know my own width
#41 - The simple act of getting dressed is a chore!
#42 - Hair Styles: No matter what I do with my hair, I still look fat!
#43 - Trying to determine my ideal weight
#44 - Intimidating workout equipment
#45 - Being weighed at the doctor's office
#46 - I hate that my favorite TV channel is Food TV
#47 - Lingerie -Let's not go there!
#48 - Feeling embarrassed all the time!
#49 - Stretch marks
#50 - High Blood Pressure
#51 - Feeling like my life is on hold
#52 - The power food has over me!
#53 - The waddle
#54 - Not being able to go to a spa
#55 - I'm too young to feel this old!
#56 - Fat bigots
#57 - The bathroom scale!
#58 - Being the fat bridesmaid
#59 - My poor feet
#60 - Blaming everything on my weight
#61 - Back fat!
#62 - Shopping with thin friends knowing I can't buy anything
#63 - Buffet restaurants
#64 - Sleeveless Shirts
#65 - Hygiene
#66 - Never getting clothes for gifts anymore
#67 - Completely wasting my 20's
#68 - The joys of summer - Chafing of my inner thighs
#69 - SEX!!!
#70 - Feeling Alone
#71 - Stomach getting in the way of everything
#72 - I want to wear cute strappy sandals, not wide-ass shoes!!
#73 - Thinking that people are ashamed of me
#74 - My outer body doesn't match my inner self
#75 - Not feeling normal
#76 - Cellulite
#77 - Not recognizing myself in the mirror
#78 - I hate feeling that the only thing keeping me from being truly happy is my weight!
#79 - Thinking about weight ALL the time!
#80 - I hate the way I feel in clothes
#81 - Bikinis - Can I ever wear one?
#82 - Dressing rooms and 360 degree mirrors
#83 - I hate feeling ugly or androgynous
#84 - Specialized Medical Equipment
#85 - Traveling!
#86 - My big butt!
#87 - Celebrity Weight Loss Shows
#88 - I don't want to become the crazy cat lady!
#89 - Afraid to go to high school reunions
#90 - Double chins!
#91 - Not feeling comfortable in my own skin
#92 - Fat Acceptance Organizations: I Don't Want to be a Goddess!
#93 - Overdeveloped Calf Muscles
#94 - Going to the beach
#95 - Denial...
#96 - Going to concerts...
#97 - Feeling like an outsider
#98 - Numbers
#99 - Being Hypersensitive
2 more to go!
makes my head spin like a top thinking of all the ads/keywords/copy i can get out of this
