I got a ticket the other day in my own school's school zone.
Fortunately I wasn't caught speeding or texting (I do have a decent IQ after all) - they got me on an expired inspection and registration while I waited on someone crossing the street (slowly). Just hadn't gotten around to taking care of the tags, unfortunately. Both are fixed days later, but the cops in that particular city are assholes about quotas and such so I'm out a few hundred to help them pay for their shiny new headquarters.
Most annoying.
But since I'm not about to dip into savings to pay the damn ticket, I'm offering a one-time, very short sale on articles.
I'm selling 20 500-wd articles on just about anything you want for $25 each.
That's HALF of my normal rate.
This not only gives me funds to pay this fucking ticket, but gives you a chance to sample my work without ponying up my normal $50 rate.
This sale lasts only as long as it takes for people to buy out the 20 articles I'm selling at the discount.
This deal is open to anyone for any topic not illegal, profane or unethical.
Want one? two? ten?
PM or post!
I'll try to keep a count going here to let y'all know when the gig is up.
Thanks!
Fortunately I wasn't caught speeding or texting (I do have a decent IQ after all) - they got me on an expired inspection and registration while I waited on someone crossing the street (slowly). Just hadn't gotten around to taking care of the tags, unfortunately. Both are fixed days later, but the cops in that particular city are assholes about quotas and such so I'm out a few hundred to help them pay for their shiny new headquarters.
Most annoying.
But since I'm not about to dip into savings to pay the damn ticket, I'm offering a one-time, very short sale on articles.
I'm selling 20 500-wd articles on just about anything you want for $25 each.
That's HALF of my normal rate.
This not only gives me funds to pay this fucking ticket, but gives you a chance to sample my work without ponying up my normal $50 rate.
This sale lasts only as long as it takes for people to buy out the 20 articles I'm selling at the discount.
This deal is open to anyone for any topic not illegal, profane or unethical.
Want one? two? ten?
PM or post!
I'll try to keep a count going here to let y'all know when the gig is up.
Thanks!