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  1. Jondoe0069

    FUCK YOU, SONY!

    What the fuck is wrong with this company? My 360 died after 5 years or so, so I replaced it with a PS3 a couple months ago. All I play is COD online a couple hours a week, so while the Playstation network was down, I didn't touch the console. Then when it came back up, I turn the fucking thing...
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    App Functionality Planning Software?

    Does anyone use anything special for mapping out functionality for their web applications? My projects normally consist of taking something off the shelf and modifying it or custom projects with minimum functionality, but I'm working on something pretty intricate now and I need a good way of...
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    XenForo or phpBB?

    I am getting ready to launch a forum for an already busy site and I want to do it right from the beginning in case it takes off. I was about to purchase a VBulletin 4.0 license, but keep reading they've been going downhill since they've been purchased. With that, I'm trying to decide between...
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    Qwiki

    Qwiki Well executed!
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    Microsoft Access 2K7 to PHP MySQL Tool

    Has anyone used a tool for this type of conversion before? I know they probably aren't perfect, but are they worth using and then having the code tweaked to fix anything the tool didn't do right? Or should I just convert the tables and have the the forms, queries, and reports rewritten from...
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    What is that one flash where...

    Can someone link me to the flash of the fat dude in the black latex suit with tits on it, jacking off with a machine and a pacifier in his mouth? kthxbai.
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    Let me get that monkey super wet and make it fart.

    YouTube- Broadcast Yourself. Laurence Fishburne's daughter in this video with pimples and bullet holes all over her ass.
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    Does anyone schedule iMacros in Linux?

    Is there an easy way it can be done? I know I can use Windows Task Scheduler to do it - but is there an alternative way to do it in Linux (Ubuntu specifically)? Thanks,
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    WordpressPlugin Developers - Help!

    I created a script to clean up some stuff in tables for a plugin (WPAmaniche) and I want to use wp_delete_post() to delete the related posts when the products are deleted. I kept getting the following: Fatal error: Call to undefined function wp_delete_post() in So I decided to just...
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    Noob question - how to best secure automation scripts that run on cron?

    I normally just get out of the box automation stuff for Wordpress and whatnot and don't pay much attention to how and where the scripts that scrape and populate are stored and who or what has rights to execute them (normally I can just do it in the browser, so I don't think it's secured) Anyway...
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    FREE Dick Roll Bumper Sticker

    I had a bunch of these printed up and I know how much you guys love swinging dicks, so send your mailing address to me using the form at: VGLU - Contact or email directly to hatemail attt dickrollbumperstickers.com and I will mail you a bumper sticker. I don't care about your post count or...
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    America, fuck yeah! Tom McClintock on AZ Imigration Law

    *Immigration - oops. YouTube- Broadcast Yourself. Couldn't have been said better...
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    Anyone gamble on pennies? (SpongeTech?)

    I know you guys all love Boiler Room. Anyone fuck around with penny stocks? Were you invested in SpongeTech? I flipped it a couple of times, so I came out ahead, but before it all blew up, I had about $12,000 in house money still riding on it. Market Place - S.E.C. Charges SpongeTech With...
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    Why work when I can get £42,000 in benefits a year AND drive a Mercedes?

    Sorry if this is a repost: Peter Davey gets £42,000 in benefits a year and drives a Mercedes | Mail Online
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    Jessica Biel

    From 'Powder Blue.' Won't let me hot link, but they're worth it. Edit: fuck this site, but this link should work: http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/movie.php/25836
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    Angles and Disappointment

    So I'm looking at this guy's pictures from some biker rally and come across the first photo here. I'm thinking- damn, that girl on the right looks fine as fuck, I hope there are more pictures of her. Then I get what I asked for =( Look a that face... and those teeth. By the way, I posted...
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    Who needs drugs?

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    Godaddy, eat a dick.

    I back-ordered a .com domain because some client's dumbass competition let it expire (exact match for #1 locally targeted keyword in their industry) and kept his site on the .net version and renewed that domain only. Weird, I know. But anyway, so Godaddy automatically sends it to auction and...
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    Global Warming just got pretty serious...

    The real proof starts at 1:00 YouTube- Broadcast Yourself. ^^ WF Member busyni "We could recycle cans. We could recycle cardboard paper. Instead we get a tan and wave ourself with pretty fans!"
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    No Rise of Atmospheric Carbon Dioxide Fraction in Past 160 Years

    No rise of atmospheric carbon dioxide fraction in past 160 years, new research finds