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    Chimp does frog

    YouTube - Video What The Hell Another Freaky Monkey Rapes Frog Orally! "You're my little friend". Froggie got loved tenderly.
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    Can anyone help with a TrafficVance application

    I applied to Trafficvance a few days ago and had a prompt reply asking if I knew the minimum deposit was $1000. Ok not a show stopper, so after I confirmed it was ok I was hit with.. and now you need a referral from a current advertiser with a minimum $50/day spend. Is there anyone at...
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    Computer say No

    I've been pulling my hair out for the last 4 hours removing a troublesome little virus from my wife's laptop. It seems DHL was having some issues delivering a package and needed her help to resolve the issue. Which she did by opening their attached exe. So 4 hours later and I think it's clean...
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    Article Spinner

    Guys I'm trying to learn a little php and thought why not try and develop something I could put to serious use. To that end I've decided to have a go at an Article Spinner. For this I need to get my hands on a thesaurus database. Can anyone point me in the right direction. I've found a few...
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    Web based inventory systems - know one?

    If anyone has come across one that can deal with multiple locations and is open source I'd be very grateful if you would pass the details along. I've spent a few days installing apps that just don't cut it. If it's a plugin to any CMS then not a problem. I'll try anything. I realise it's a...
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    Any Joomla maestros on here

    I need an ecommerce site built, and for easy future updating figure Joomla could be the way to go. I could be persuaded otherwise though. If anyone has experience of designing/building these sites then please get in touch and we can talk monies.
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    .co.uk ssl and gateways

    Hope this is in the right section. I can't find anywhere more suitable so here goes. Any UK members here that can advise on what payment gateways integrate nicely with Joomla's Virtuemart. If you have first hand experience of setting this up and how painful it was that would be great. I've...
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    Best approach to bricks and mortar website

    Guys I need to build an ecommerce site for a bed/mattress retailer. Anything with a friendly approach to seo is preferable, i.e. descriptive URLs, ability to edit meta tags etc. Should also be capable of accepting different types of (manufacturers) datafeeds if at all possible. I can...
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    Resource Page

    Just thought I'd post this page I found while browsing. Lots of resource links on here. Could be useful to some. I suspect mileage may vary. Make of it what you will. Non spinning link. The Big Page of FREE web building and FREE SEO Tools
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    Last of the 100th Post Boobage

    That's all Folks!!! Roll on 1000th post Subigo - Think you can spare some extra bandwidth for the cause??
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    More the 100th Post Boobage

    Phew...
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    Incoming 100th Post Boobage

    Many Boobs + Many Beers = 0 Work
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    A Welcome to British Summertime

    About time it got here!!
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    Tool to take screenshot of scrollable web page

    Does anyone know of a screen capture tool that can save an image of a full web page when only a portion of it is viewable on the monitor. I've tried Vista's snipping tool but it doesn't allow me to scroll. Free would be good. Any ideas? Thanks
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    Boob test

    Hope you guys don't mind. I'm fed up with my boobs disappearing from my posts after a couple of days so trying another picture host out. and one more for luck right, let's see how long those last..
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    Can someone check a link for me please

    Guys I'm trying to confirm that a link is live. The offer is US only and is for Real Broadband Essentials. I'm in the UK. I've tried a few proxies but can't get through. Can anyone please confirm that the free trial link on this page actually works RealBroadBandEssentials To be really...
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    Chrome and imagemaps

    Has anyone had any problems with Chrome not rendering images with links properly. My landing page images take me to my offer properly in FF and IE but not Chrome. There's no hyperlink there at all. Here's most of the code for the page. Not complicated is it? <body> <img src="/lpb1.jpg"...
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    MSN and Impressions

    I've just setup a campaign in MSN (2 days ago) and the estimates it gave for my bids were roughly 450 clicks expected in a month. This is for Acai but so far not even one impression. Any ideas why my ads are failing to show. Is MSN taking the Google stance regarding Acai, ie. doesn't tend to...
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    Tracking202 & Miva

    I've searched and failed to find the proper syntax for adding the keyword element to the Destination URL for text ads. The link provided by Tracking202 is like this, http://mydomain.info?t202id=1028&t202kw= the keyword element then needs to be added depending on the PPC network. For adwords...
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    Please review first attempt at landing page

    I'm not going to tell you how hard I found this, but here it is my first attempt at what I loosely describe as a landing page. Any constructive criticism accepted and I will put more work into incorporating any worthwhile comments into another version. I do know that the hero shot is...
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