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I laughed when I saw that.

I'm a regexp and PERL newbie, and I'm making a site scrapper. So, I have this code: $agent->{content} =~ m!<b>UD\: </b>\s+?(\w+?)</td>!; I'm trying to scrape the 1.98-SE out the following: <td> <b>UD: </b> 1.98-SE </td> What have I done wrong? I'm pretty sure once I see how it's done...

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String Cheese is the shit. I especially like the Mozzarella.

Sicko Marriage Contract One For The Ages - February 17, 2006 He gets very specific.

How I hate them. :mad:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGNs7QMeV7E

I want to change URLs like http://www.domain.com/Joe-Is-A-Pimp to http://www.domain.com/joe-is-a-pimp with mod_rewrite. I want to change all uppercase letters to lowercase. I would like to 301 the old to the new. Thanks. :338:

Where are you guys getting those cool banners? Like Mouse User, Porn User, Wicked Fire user etc.?

What would you like to do before you are interred in the earth? I would like to go on a whaling expedition.

or you might pwned. I saw this on reddit: http://www.waxy.org/archive/2006/09/08/sex_bait.shtml Summary: This guy wrote a post on the Seattle Craigslist casual encounters forum pretending to be a woman who desperately wanted some action, and (s)he received over 180 responses within 24 hours...

is the shit. Agree? If you disagree :321:

I found these two funny (NSFW) http://www.heavy.com/index.php?videoPath=../current/teriaki/IdiotWork/CharlesWBrown Spong Bong Hemp pants What are some other good ones?

What's the greatest put down phrase eva? I like sidekick's "up yours and rotate it", but it's not the best ever.

Take a screenshot and shows us what you got.

list one thing you hate and why. I hate those small toliets that people have. The people that have them are usually bigger than me and I can't fucking sit on those tinny ass seats (when I need to take a dump). Get a regular sized toliet you clowns! :action-smiley-052:

Stephen Hawking does gangsta rap. http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandID=92973 http://www.mchawking.com lol.

Yesterday the heat index got into the hundreds and the real temp was 96. Today it's more of the same at 95. How hot is it where you live?

Look at these two, they are pretty funny. Logo for Instituto de Estudos Orientais Logo for some Pediatric center From: http://38one.com/cleverblog/the-worst-logo-ever

Let me preface this by saying I’ve been one of the masses singing praises for Site5 - they have great reliability, the support is nice, lalala. No more. It so happens that my reseller account has been hacked, and so have the accounts of others on the same server. In the Site5 forums the...