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Great thinkin. Google It could have at least had some tits or even a large black penis behind the zipper for us all to enjoy. Just sayin'

So a shit load of bees swarmed in to my back yard and landed on a tree by my kids swing set. They don't appear to be leaving anytime soon and, judging from their behavior, they may be Africanized bees (killer bees, not nigga bees). I need to eradicate this hazard as soon as possible. What...

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Can someone take a look at the code below and tell me the best way to make it so it calls from a specific wordpress category id#. /*-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------*/ /* Widget Setup...

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Why do we as humans have to wipe our asses, but other animals don't? If you or me don't wipe our ass after taking a crap, we will be in burning misery for the rest of the day, but a dog, cat, or bird can shit at any given time without needing to wipe. How is this possible? I realize they...

I need to move about $50k into something that can earn something more than a shitty money market account %, but I don't want it to be tied up for years where I can't access it if necessary. Any suggestions for something relatively safe, but that pay's more than a $100 a year on $50k? Not...

Ok, I'm trying to RDC between a laptop on my wireless home network and my main PC which is not connected wireless. This is in the same house, and both machines are on the same IP. I've set all permissions that I can find to allow both to use RDC but for fucks sake I can't connect between them...

I for one can't cook, but then that's what the wife's for right? I can do some mean ass bbq'ing, but aside from that,I can probably whip up a batch of cookies or maybe some lasagne. I know you guys are probably pushing your cooking limits to make mac & cheese or an eggo, but if you have...

How the hell can it cost me $602 (including all the bullshit fees) to fly from San Diego to Myrtle Beach, SC, when I can fly into Wilmington, NC for $391? Wilmington is an hour and a half north of MB, and really doesn't work for me, but that's just so much difference in price. I realize Myrtle...

My wife has an Dell Inspiron 1720 laptop that she wants to add an external monitor to, to use in conjunction with the laptop monitor. What I'm wondering is is there any constraints on what monitor size and resolution I can use with this laptop based on the native screen resolution of the...

1. Quick scoping bullshit is back with a vengeance. MW2 all over again. 2. Noob Tubes don't work for shit. Put a grenade right on a guy and no kill. 3. Melee is a total crap shoot. 4. When you get a kill, somehow 6 other guys are right up your ass who weren't there 1 second ago. I...

The wife thinks my Flip HD isn't a "real" video camera and she's been on my ass to buy one so we get all of the kids events on video. I'm not in touch with the vid camera market whatsoever and just want something that's easy to use, but good quality. I'd like to keep it in the $350 to $500...

Or is everyone going with Battlefield 3? MW3 is back with the Infinity Ward guys, so it's got to be better than Black Ops. Will multiplayer be worth a shit on MW3 or is it going to be a glitchfest like the nearly unplayable BO. Thoughts? Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 - Multiplayer Trailer -...

I'm wanting to integrate some CJ datafeeds into a wordpress site but I've never messed with it before. Any tips or resources for getting this up and running? I've set up the DataFeed services for the advertiser I want to use in CJ, I'm just trying to figure out the best way to get these feeds...

Hey guess what, when I went to school, there were bullies picking on kids. Trying to steal their lunch money, entice them into fights, intimidating them, etc. Back then you had three options. 1. Stand up to the pricks and throw down in the school yard. Yeah you might get your ass...

Anyone know of a YouTube Wordpress plugin that will automatically pull related videos into a wordpress post. So if I have a single post that's about iphone 4's, the plugin will automatically detect the content and show a related YT video. I hope to hell there's a way to do this, if not...

Just got the email from Amazon "re-inviting" me to their program after Jerry Brown repealed the tax law that made them blow out all California affiliates a month ago. Guess I shouldn't have converted all of my Amazon sites over to other platforms after all.

Looking to get a new business credit card so I can rack up airline miles or at least some reward points from the normal monthly spending I do. Figure I'm spending the money anyway, might as well get something for it. Any suggestions for good cards that don't have a membership fee and have...

Looking for any suggestions for a good way to do this from anyone who may have done something similar. I want to create a site which has local restaurants for a particular area. I'm looking to display restaurants by food type category and have menus online, operation hours, food prices, etc...