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    Unity 3d game engine makes mobile basic licenses free.

    They have cost $400 apiece up until this point, now they're free. A little more than a year ago they gave them away for free, I grabbed a pair and the experience of utilizing them led to me getting my dream job as a game programmer and it's fucking awesome. The greatness of the Unity game...
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    Fishing...

    Just got home from the last day of halibut fishing in WA state and it was nuts. You're only allowed to catch them for 10 days in the spring and that's it, and you're allowed 1 per person/day. You leave at 4am and it takes 4 fucking hours to drive each way to the fishing spot, today was...
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    Thoughts on x rated product?

    I've been working with a computer vision library at work and everyone I show the stuff to says "where's the porn?" so I was thinking of doing a softcore app. This is the main mechanic: Clip from work - YouTube fucking embed goddamnit And I was going to make cards that spawn naked girls you...
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    Holy shit, html5 animation easy as shit

    At work today I was tasked with making an HTML5 animated image deal that drops images one by one onto a stack at different rotations and when people saw me open a text editor and start using jquery/raphael.js they were like, "Why don't you just use sencha?" I was like wtf is that shit. Well...
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    The Future

    Some of you fuckheads said getting a job was a waste of time. Well, I had brain surgery 2 weeks ago, started a new jobs 9 days later, and am working on some killer shit as a programmer now, have way better ideas for making money, etc. So I threw a little app together that matches a shitty...
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    Javascript 101 thread

    I feel like talking javascript because it's a fun and useful language to learn for front end web "stuff", or server-side if you run node.js, so here's a javascript thread for some basics and I'll go through a couple examples with an explanation. To start lets make a simple dynamic javascript...
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    The day you landed your dream job.

    Isn't it fuckin great????? Bitches n blow kinda great. I half didn't think it would work out cause I'm getting brain surgery next week but the owner said to call when I'm ready to come in post-op. We hung out today and I met everyone and got to see all the cool shit I get to work with...
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    This idea any good?

    Had this idea while sitting in traffic today...and high... Register on eharmony, christian singles, and different sites with some generalized seo "perfect man for everyone" profile with ripped avatar and link to ad filled pages acting like "hey baby, I'm an IM boss making lots of money from...
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    Bot question

    I was thinking about running a computer I'm not using to direct traffic to my sites and youtube videos with ads. The difference between this and other bots is it would be a standalone exe program that runs on the computer and controls the keyboard/mouse like a person. So it could go to google...
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    Anyone ever have surgery?

    Got referred to the surgeon yesterday by the neurologist and they had an opening today so I go in an hour for consultation. Average cost is $50,000 but considering this is Seattle it's probably much higher, 1 week hospital stay afterward is typical. Microvascular Decompression Surgery - Part...
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    Program I made

    I made a program that snaps shots of animated 3d objects, removes the pink background and packages them into sprite sheets/tilesets/atlas with transparent backgrounds. Animated Sprite Sheet Generator I made - YouTube I guess it would be good for 2d game developers, but I was thinking I could...
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    Why do black people like big cars?

    Honest to god I want to know. Like, you'd pull far more pussy in something stylish that seats half as many, and with the size of these stupid chrysler/dodge pos's you might as well get a van or truck. Parking it sucks, gas mileage sucks, staring at your shitty boxy pos in traffic sucks, the...
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    My new Pinterest and Twitter accounts hacked.

    Hacked and spamming bullshit what the fuck. The pinterest account I made and posted 1 item, then a week later I got an email saying someone from Brazil logged into my account, and if it wasn't me to click the link to lock it. (last week) Then today I get emails from twitter friends saying I'm...
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    I made this today

    I made an android app called Pig Fart Supreme. Took about 6 hours using a pig I and couple models I already had. You get 4 food ingredients which will be baked beans, cabbage, root beer, and some 4th item that has an icon on the screen. You can put forth different combinations of 4 icons to...
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    Accept bitcoins for digital products?

    I was looking at https://bit-pay.com/ or similar. I'm close to getting a game up on the Google Play store, and was thinking of offering an alternative download in exchange for bitcoins from a site. I'd watermark the bitcoin version somewhere in a menu, so if/when it's torrented I can at least...
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    Sell this domain? PR2 9 yr 7mo

    Hey guys. Several years ago I made my friend a website for a business he was starting. He did pretty well with it but ended up taking a real job and he has enough regular clients he doesn't need new traffic and asked me to take the site down. He taught CPR training to groups, different...
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    What data to track?

    I'm building a framework so I can update affiliate ads from a backend and track information about users and ads. Designing the db table for user info, what to store, and so far I'm stuck at: Where mac_address is the unique phone/computer that sent the click on adNumber, today, 4th time ever...
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    Need direction to monetize my traffic

    I'm making mobile games and not happy with the in-app ads. I'm experimenting with sending users to webpages from inside the game, which I load up with banner ads, each page displaying ads of a certain topic. The reason the players actually launch the ads from the game is because I give them...