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  1. EvilPenguin

    have you seriously considered getting a 9 to 5 job in the past few months?

    be honest guys, who here has visited monster.com, indeed.com or any of the job sites since the Penguin/Panda/EMD updates messed up your empire? I have and I'm not afraid to say it. I've lost roughly 80% of my IM monies this year with all these goddamn updates. First time in 4 years that I've...
  2. EvilPenguin

    how often do you guys change your pots and pans?

    I just noticed that most of my pots and pans have a scratched surface and I noticed in my omelet today that there was some black grainy things in it (before I put any spices) and I'm wondering if that could be pieces of metal from the pan.. I'm scared now cuz I realize I've had these pans for a...
  3. EvilPenguin

    my EMDs got slapped... well done Matt Fucking Cutts... well fucking done.

    is it me or did 90% of EMDs just disappeared from the serps? This was a huuuge update guys! Fuck fuck fuck. Not sure if I should be sad that my EMDs got slapped or happy cuz my other competitors who used EMDs to outrank my branded sites also got slapped. Ohhh Matt, I hope all your cats die of AIDS.
  4. EvilPenguin

    How will the ISR-IRA war affect the average North American or European?

    I've always been curious.. I see all these videos of guys preparing their shit and stocking up like it's the end of the world, but what's the worse that can happen for the average John Smith living in Casper Wyming? lol I mean, even if israel and iran nuke each other, would it really be the...
  5. EvilPenguin

    is Apple Maps even accurate?

    just updated my iphone and realized my beloved Google maps has been switched for Apple maps.. took a first glance at it and the first thing I noticed is that there is a small bridge that connects my city to a small island (walking only bridge) that is not even there. It was there on Google maps...
  6. EvilPenguin

    Terrifying criminal straight out of a fucking horror movie..

    Jason Barnum arrested: Terrifying criminal with a tattooed EYEBALL arrested for 'shooting at police officer' | Mail Online
  7. EvilPenguin

    what do you guys use for PR distribution?

    I'm looking at this service and it looks very affordable: Press Release Distribution Pricing Plans - 24-7PressRelease.com what do you guys use?
  8. EvilPenguin

    where to find interesting content to post on a fan page?

    this client I did some SEO for wants me to take care of their Facebook fan page and post entertaining shit on a daily basis (they are a photography studio). they have close to 1k fans but they never post anything on that page. Problem is I have no fucking clue what to post. Aside from digg or...
  9. EvilPenguin

    Dictator sucks, Borat rules

    Borat - Dating Service Skit - YouTube an oldie but a goodie to remind you of how awesome borat was. Sacha Baron Cohen killed it in Borat, but he fucked up with Bruno and the Dictator do you guys agree?
  10. EvilPenguin

    Do you guys have a health/dental plan or pay as you go?

    OK serious question here: do you self-employed basement rats have a health/dental plan or do you just pay as you go? I've got 3 teeth that look like they are starting to decay (small black spot appeared and one feels like it's about to break in half) so I'm wondering if I should get an...
  11. EvilPenguin

    Someone please explain this magic trick to me...

    you can watch the whole thing if you want but the trick that I'm talking about starts at 4:00.. how the fuck did he do that? DAVID BLAINE - STREET TRICKS OR MAGIC - YouTube
  12. EvilPenguin

    You guys pick up hoes online?

    wonder if any of you guys is an expert at picking up one night stands on sites like fling.com, adult friend finder, POF or any of these. which website has the most hoes in it? I'm not looking for a relationship or anything serious, just pure NSA. e-PUAs, drop some tips please! :drinkup:
  13. EvilPenguin

    Who here has a degree in Internet Marketing?

    I'm getting so much spam from Full Sail U and San Fran U about their internet marketing degrees it's not even funny. These guys are hard...CORE! which made me wonder, did anyone in here get one of those degrees? Was it worth it or was it a total waste of time/money? Discuss shamelessly bros
  14. EvilPenguin

    Hottest Girl right now?

    I start: Heidi Montag. Fucking smoking hot in my book. This is plastic surgery well done if you ask me.
  15. EvilPenguin

    Healed from Bladder Cancer in 3 mins

    Some crazy shit right here... (the madness starts at 4:50) Cure all Illnesses in 3 minutes!!! Spread LOVE not HATE!!! - YouTube
  16. EvilPenguin

    Penguin Update TONIGHT!

    https://twitter.com/google/status/227901862706298880 shit shit shit bros SHIT
  17. EvilPenguin

    Are Designers & Photographers "Greedy Pigs"?

    OK this is gonna be harsh if you're a designer or photographer, but sorry I gotta get it off my chest.. why the fuck do you have to charge ridiculous prices for your designs and photos? I dont know.. why does it seem like web designers are so money-hungry compared to programmers for instance...
  18. EvilPenguin

    I need a plugin that does this...

    1) I hit PRT SCRN key on my keyboard 2) Plugin takes the screenshot, sends it automatically to tinypic, imageshack, imgur or any other image hosting service 3) Plugin gives me the direct link 4) ... 5) Profit? Right now I do all this shit manually for every image and it's starting to seriously...
  19. EvilPenguin

    The Reggae Music Thread

    Who's a fan of reggae music here? Roots & Dancehall. Drop your tunes. I start with Collie Buddz. Fucking talented dude. This guy is to reggae what Eminem is to hiphop. I'll let you figure out why... Collie Buddz - ..Come Around - YouTube Collie Buddz - Mamacita - YouTube Collie Buddz -...
  20. EvilPenguin

    250k to buy a home, where in the US should do I get the best deals?

    Where in the US today can I get the nicest home for a maximum budget of 250k? When I say nicest I don't mean just the home itself but also the surroundings, view, downtown action, proximity to large airport, etc..