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    Why does pussy smell like fish?

    I can't get this smell off me.... Discuss....
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    Matt Cutts - wut?

    huh?
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    Matt cuts is gay...

    Nuff said, now get back to work ya fucks
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    rofl...

    Another stupid post, with no story attached post of mine... But fuck it, I did it - what of it? Watch this video... Tom Green Where Are You Going? - YouTube 1:17 is straight ninja karate stance. watch the fuck out
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    A continuation of "She pooped" thread...

    So something odd just happened I felt compelled to address to my wickedfire community. I remember reading this thread a while back (here) which talked about someone's girlfriend taking a shit. Anyhow, this girl has been staying with me for about a week... On 10/2/12 I was drunk as shit...
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    So this girl.....

    .....is in my kitchen drunk, making some (idk wtf this is) dinner for tomorrow night. I know that steak, a crock pot, various vegetables are involved. I'm drunk of Jäger as is she. I know how to cook, but I don't see how it takes 18+ hours to cook a dinner for tomorrow evening...
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    Which one of you fucks are selling these...

    Get a 25-50K Visa/No personal credit needed!
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    Facial Hair

    Sooooo, I'm German as many may have come to know, and a few ethnic groups have more 'facial hair' than others. In summary, I got narly beard/facial hair... I've paid like $1500 in laser treatments, amongst other avenues to resolve this. In short, I bought this DE89 the other day and moved...
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    How do I tell a fat chick to leave me alone?

    Never in my life have I banged one. I thought I would consult my wickedfire brethren to have a mutual discussion on the matter. I'll make a poll of it. me: oh, i dont remember - I give everyone dirty looks tho MuFfiNTop: Smile sometime me: meeeh MuFfiNTop: Yes to cute to give those looks...
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    ...No big deal

    Fisherman adrift for 106 days in Pacific says shark led him to rescuers ""He was given food and juice and his rescuers continued to fish for several days before delivering him to Majuro.""
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    fuckin snakes..

    Was in my backyard, and felt "something off". I look down and this extremely pissed off gopher snake fucking bit me. He was pissssssed the fuck off. I almost thought it was a baby rattler at first, but thankfully it wasnt. I didnt have the settings right on my nikon, but here's a pic.
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    Electric bill

    09/04/2012 SO CALIF EDISON DES:PAYMENTS ID:2348228735 INDN:xxxxxxxxx, xxxxxxxxxxxxx... as reconciled -535.01 Fucking serious? Anyone in the same boat?
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    Printing guns..

    You don't bring a 3D printer to a gun fight -- yet - Yahoo! News
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    My wickedfire brethren...

    Some of you guys may be getting what you want, lol. I gotta warrant out of orange county, california. I'm at my pad in palm springs right now and I'm gonna go down there around 6am. If I disappear, I'm in lockup and ill be with you in spirit. Worse case scenario it'll be a month or two. For...
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    lulz

    Jewish Student Says Attackers Stapled His Lips Shut - Yahoo! News snitches get stitches
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    Scrapebox down?

    ????????? Submitted a cs thread on the site, but thought I'd ask you all. It's been about two days now
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    roflroflroflrofl

    Fatty Falcon Punch - YouTube
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    Whos using profit kings media?

    Just curious... The reporting is not accurate.... Told the fuckers to pm/email me, but nada yet.
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    Here's todays lol....

    So here's todays post to give y'all something to laugh about. I paid 4 payments on one of my more expensive cars, that yes I did finance. Only $623 went towards principal >:-/ Fucking assholes. Anyhow, here's a short SS of a letter I wrote. In before "your poor, pay it off", "rich people...
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    Willing to spend $2,000. **Gun Safe**

    Patriot Series P40 | U.S. Safe Company That's like $1300ish. Any better ideas? I literally have... like idk how many rifles. I really don't. So I need something big. Don't wanna drop over $2k on a safe. But I dont want something that someone can pickup and run away with. Anyone have...