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I laughed when I saw that.

I'm a regexp and PERL newbie, and I'm making a site scrapper. So, I have this code: $agent->{content} =~ m!<b>UD\: </b>\s+?(\w+?)</td>!; I'm trying to scrape the 1.98-SE out the following: <td> <b>UD: </b> 1.98-SE </td> What have I done wrong? I'm pretty sure once I see how it's done...

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String Cheese is the shit. I especially like the Mozzarella.

Sicko Marriage Contract One For The Ages - February 17, 2006 He gets very specific.

How I hate them. :mad:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGNs7QMeV7E

I want to change URLs like http://www.domain.com/Joe-Is-A-Pimp to http://www.domain.com/joe-is-a-pimp with mod_rewrite. I want to change all uppercase letters to lowercase. I would like to 301 the old to the new. Thanks. :338:

Where are you guys getting those cool banners? Like Mouse User, Porn User, Wicked Fire user etc.?

What would you like to do before you are interred in the earth? I would like to go on a whaling expedition.

or you might pwned. I saw this on reddit: http://www.waxy.org/archive/2006/09/08/sex_bait.shtml Summary: This guy wrote a post on the Seattle Craigslist casual encounters forum pretending to be a woman who desperately wanted some action, and (s)he received over 180 responses within 24 hours...

is the shit. Agree? If you disagree :321:

I found these two funny (NSFW) http://www.heavy.com/index.php?videoPath=../current/teriaki/IdiotWork/CharlesWBrown Spong Bong Hemp pants What are some other good ones?

What's the greatest put down phrase eva? I like sidekick's "up yours and rotate it", but it's not the best ever.

Take a screenshot and shows us what you got.