So I murdered a frog...

To this day every time I go fishing we try to grab frogs, and if there are girls present it's a guilt trip and a fucking half.
 


My sister went over my neighbors dog with a 2000 LandfuckingCruiser. Dont know if you know how much those things weight but the dog was twitching as she looked in the mirror. Remember seeing here come home crying. Felt pretty bad for her and the dog. Dog was a bad ass dalmatian.
 
That's actually how I got my bunny Roadie.
My roommate was driving and hit a rabbit and killed it so to make up for it we went to the animal shelter and adopted one, hence the name roadie. He's an asshole.
 
I killed my 70 lb. pit bull with my bare hands (Stalin was his name, because he was a badass). He was our pet for 8 years, and was a good dog. A couple of years earlier, he bit me while I was wrestling with my son who was 7 at the time. Must've taken it as a sign of aggression and was just protecting him on instinct but I got about 12 stitches in my arm and still have a nasty scar. I took the dog to animal control but eventually relented after hours, and hours...and hours of tears and shit from my girl. She went back and they released the dog to her. Cats have nine lives, but dogs only have two because a couple of years later he bit me again - this time while I was giving my infant daughter a kiss on the forehead. Fucker came out of nowhere and tagged me right in the ear. I took him out in the backyard and choked him out. Let me tell you, choking a strong ass pit bull to death with your bare hands is a lot harder than it sounds. Physically, it was exhausting, but I have to admit that emotionally it took a toll on me being our pet and all. That was two years ago and it still bothers me sometimes because I know both times he thought he was only protecting the kids.
 
Unarmed Gunman said:
I killed my 70 lb. pit bull with my bare hands (Stalin was his name, because he was a badass). He was our pet for 8 years, and was a good dog. A couple of years earlier, he bit me while I was wrestling with my son who was 7 at the time. Must've taken it as a sign of aggression and was just protecting him on instinct but I got about 12 stitches in my arm and still have a nasty scar. I took the dog to animal control but eventually relented after hours, and hours...and hours of tears and shit from my girl. She went back and they released the dog to her. Cats have nine lives, but dogs only have two because a couple of years later he bit me again - this time while I was giving my infant daughter a kiss on the forehead. Fucker came out of nowhere and tagged me right in the ear. I took him out in the backyard and choked him out. Let me tell you, choking a strong ass pit bull to death with your bare hands is a lot harder than it sounds. Physically, it was exhausting, but I have to admit that emotionally it took a toll on me being our pet and all. That was two years ago and it still bothers me sometimes because I know both times he thought he was only protecting the kids.
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I could never in a million years do that. I shot a bird with my friends bb gun once, and felt awful. Vowed to never do it again. I dont see the sportsmanship in hunting and what not, IMO its stupid, but it is what it is.
 
Unarmed Gunman said:
I killed my 70 lb. pit bull with my bare hands (Stalin was his name, because he was a badass). He was our pet for 8 years, and was a good dog. A couple of years earlier, he bit me while I was wrestling with my son who was 7 at the time. Must've taken it as a sign of aggression and was just protecting him on instinct but I got about 12 stitches in my arm and still have a nasty scar. I took the dog to animal control but eventually relented after hours, and hours...and hours of tears and shit from my girl. She went back and they released the dog to her. Cats have nine lives, but dogs only have two because a couple of years later he bit me again - this time while I was giving my infant daughter a kiss on the forehead. Fucker came out of nowhere and tagged me right in the ear. I took him out in the backyard and choked him out. Let me tell you, choking a strong ass pit bull to death with your bare hands is a lot harder than it sounds. Physically, it was exhausting, but I have to admit that emotionally it took a toll on me being our pet and all. That was two years ago and it still bothers me sometimes because I know both times he thought he was only protecting the kids.
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jesus christ, just watching that scene in I Am Legend made me super upset, how the fuck could you do that in person? was putting him to sleep not an option? I'm sure its expensive or whatever...but fuck. I could not and would not ever choke a dog out unless it was literally a life or death sort of thing. If a dog is coming at me to wreck my shit I'm going to fucking kick it in the head...but to kill it like that, damn. DAMN.
 
seiux said:
jesus christ, just watching that scene in I Am Legend made me super upset, how the fuck could you do that in person? was putting him to sleep not an option? I'm sure its expensive or whatever...but fuck. I could not and would not ever choke a dog out unless it was literally a life or death sort of thing. If a dog is coming at me to wreck my shit I'm going to fucking kick it in the head...but to kill it like that, damn. DAMN.
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In retrospect it would have made perfect sense to put him to sleep, but I wasn't thinking clearly after him almost taking my daughter's face off on his way to bite me. I snapped and wasn't going to allow another "stay of execution" like the first time. Even still, it was a very difficult thing to do and if I had it to do over again I would have turned him over to animal control for sure. I wouldn't compare it to taking a human life, but it's not something that is easily forgotten.
 
ncmedia said:
To this day every time I go fishing we try to grab frogs, and if there are girls present it's a guilt trip and a fucking half.
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Drive and ran over 2 rabbits.

Caught some stingrays, cut them flaps and tails alive, throw the bodies and tails back into the water. Very often some random girls at the jetty are extremely annoying when we tried to cut them, asked question like this "what did they ever do to you?". Fuck off and don't eat fish then.

Caught some small fishes and squids, let them die on the ground.

I'm so guilty now.
 
Few years ago my dad was mowing the lawn, we had this shed that was slightly elevated and grass grew under it so he pushed the lawn mower under the shed and to his surprise there was a rabbit hole there, the lawn mower tilted in just enough that the blades ripped all the baby rabbits apart. I can't seem to remember if it bothered him or not.

Unarmed Gunman said:
I killed my 70 lb. pit bull with my bare hands (Stalin was his name, because he was a badass). He was our pet for 8 years, and was a good dog. A couple of years earlier, he bit me while I was wrestling with my son who was 7 at the time. Must've taken it as a sign of aggression and was just protecting him on instinct but I got about 12 stitches in my arm and still have a nasty scar. I took the dog to animal control but eventually relented after hours, and hours...and hours of tears and shit from my girl. She went back and they released the dog to her. Cats have nine lives, but dogs only have two because a couple of years later he bit me again - this time while I was giving my infant daughter a kiss on the forehead. Fucker came out of nowhere and tagged me right in the ear. I took him out in the backyard and choked him out. Let me tell you, choking a strong ass pit bull to death with your bare hands is a lot harder than it sounds. Physically, it was exhausting, but I have to admit that emotionally it took a toll on me being our pet and all. That was two years ago and it still bothers me sometimes because I know both times he thought he was only protecting the kids.
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Another story about my dad. My dad was walking home one night when he found a kitten injured in the road so he brought it home and raised it, about 8 years later a few pit bulls got out of the neighbors yard and attacked the cat, by the time my dad chased the dogs off she was laying in the grass bleeding and in a lot of pain. He choked her to death to put her out of her misery and it really messed him up for a long time.
 
one time i ripped the heart out of a fish after catching it and it kept beating for like 2 hours just sitting there on the side of the boat... it was weird.
 
Gooddeal said:
Drive and ran over 2 rabbits.

Caught some stingrays, cut them flaps and tails alive, throw the bodies and tails back into the water. Very often some random girls at the jetty are extremely annoying when we tried to cut them, asked question like this "what did they ever do to you?". Fuck off and don't eat fish then.

Caught some small fishes and squids, let them die on the ground.

I'm so guilty now.
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What is the appeal of the whole stingray thing besides sadism? I don't really understand this...maybe I'm missing something.
 
Well - I dont support killing animals now days - not deliberately at least. but as kid - 9-13 years old - hoa boy. i made slingshots and rigged guns that would shot darts. or abuse kittens really bad picking them by there tail and spleshing them on the wall - same thing for birds. was fun time. as a kid you dont care for nothing and busy playing all the time , and thats why you dont feel bad for killing animals. but nonetheless it was good time.
 
Gooddeal said:
Drive and ran over 2 rabbits.

Caught some stingrays, cut them flaps and tails alive, throw the bodies and tails back into the water. Very often some random girls at the jetty are extremely annoying when we tried to cut them, asked question like this "what did they ever do to you?". Fuck off and don't eat fish then.

Caught some small fishes and squids, let them die on the ground.

I'm so guilty now.
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See what a bunch of douchebag things to do. Dont understand why you would do that.
 
Roundabout said:
Was cutting the lawn, and this enormous bullfrog somehow leaped into the path of the Skagg. To those who are unfamiliar with Skagg mowers, they have 4 rotating blades, and are nasty.

Anyway, the frog leaped into my path, and I raised the mower with all my strength in an attempt to save it.. but it jumped up into the blades.

I literally saw it get ripped in half. The head went off to my right, and its hindlegs landed right at my feet, where they twitched like mad.

I continued mowing, upset, and when I went back along the path, looked over, the legs were still twitching. About 3-4 paths alongside it later, they finally stopped.

For some reason my killing this stupid creature has bothered me for the rest of the day. And it got me to thinking... when one cuts the lawn, one is probably killing thousands upon thousands of bugs, crickets, god knows what.

So I fried up the legs in a skillet and damn, them's good eatin!

On a more serious note, has anybody ever accidentally killed an animal and felt guilt? How about over something small like a spider or ant? Has anybody ever accidentally killed another human being? (please leave Popeye references out of this)
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I HAVE REPORTED YOU TO ANIMAL CRUELTY CENTERS AND YOU WILL BE HEARING FROM THE LAWYER FOR THE FROG YOU MASSACRED.
 
As for the rabbits, they jumped out and I couldn't stop in time. We let go of any fishes that is not in legal type and size. Stingrays? Catch fish and eat them, how's that douchebag things to do? Fuck that. We aren't eating the body, so throw the bodies back into the water and small fish could feed on them.
 
i killed a fish ones after it swallowed a hook and I ripped out the intestines.

It kept trying to submerge but floated up everytime with blood gushing from the sides... I felt pretty bad, but then a seagull picked it up from the water, and carried it away, then i felt pretty good :)

Circle of life...

the frog will become good food for bugs in the grass and bet it makes a good fertilizer too!


P.S: You're a murderer and should be ashamed of yourself!
 
Nice story. Didnt know you had feeling. Lol. Good ending.

Ran over a squirrel last year, couldn't let it go for the rest of the day. Dont like that shit, to nice.
 
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