Don't Piss Off A "Fat Boy" Affiliate Marketer

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Hummers are for fags... period! and Kettle Balls are gayer than Christmas buy some proper weights. What the fuck is with that pose what are you trying to be, superman? Realize no one here gives a fuck about your stupid idea to buy a $5k bike for you, your wife or your child. Is your child retarded? Because this would be the only reason to own such a hideous device.

Your lucky you dont attend network events.
 
Hummers are for fags... period! and Kettle Balls are gayer than Christmas buy some proper weights. What the fuck is with that pose what are you trying to be, superman? Realize no one here gives a fuck about your stupid idea to buy a $5k bike for you, your wife or your child. Is your child retarded? Because this would be the only reason to wn such a hideous bike.

Your lucky you dont attend network events.

That's a little harsh. I'd have to agree the salesman was a dick, Kettle bells are actually really good, and the OP isn't really that fat...but he is Canadian so that kind of sucks for him.
 
I know someone else who can hold balls....


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Nothing wrong with spending $5k on a bike, just not that piece of shit overpriced rickshaw. I actually was waiting for a joke after that photo. I didn't even know they made bikes like that.

I love cycling, but there is no way you could get me to sit inside that piece of crap for free, much less pay money for it.

Don't buy it or anything like it. If you want to cycle with the family, buy correctly sized, standard (even cheap!) mountain bikes for everyone and put road tyres on them. If your kids are too small to ride their own bike, either get a kids seat or (and I wouldn't personally do this because I think it looks gay) buy a trailer you can tow and they can sit in.

Oh and kettleballs - great, Hummer - gay.
 
A few thoughts:

1) I'd put money on Brack kicking Nicky's ass in a 3 round boxing match at the next event they both show up at.
2) While the picture is douchebaggy, it is douchebaggy in a funny way.
3) Brack came out of the gate pretty weak with the Nicky insults, but got warmed up pretty quick.
4) Nicky's better at that sort of thing because he's small and weak and, when the zombie apocalypse is finally upon us, he will be one of the first to go.
5) It's never a good idea to engage in an angry e-mail exchange with a customer. Phone conversations are fine. E-mail lends itself to republication.
6) Rickshaws are gay.
 
I don't have time to read this whole thread so if this has been covered- forgive
, Dude! something is terribly fucking wrong. YOU LIVE ACROSS THE STREET FROM A FUCKING BUS STOP! WTF!

Fuck, you live in the getto and you are going to buy a $5000 go cart with peddles?

Hummer?

Family Time on peddle go cart?

The pic ?

I'm looking for a Velvet Elvis
 
I don't have time to read this whole thread so if this has been covered- forgive
, Dude! something is terribly fucking wrong. YOU LIVE ACROSS THE STREET FROM A FUCKING BUS STOP! WTF!

Fuck, you live in the getto and you are going to buy a $5000 go cart with peddles?

I know, I know, I started out small time and poor as hell...but, I've done ok the past year or so, and I am making an offer on this house tomorrow:

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I have no idea how to get a spoon pic in there though...
 
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You sure man? I think you can easily get a 8 person bike with the money you're gona be spending on the down payment. Well, 1% of they money towards the bike, and the other 99% to get people to ride it with you.
 
You sure man? I think you can easily get a 8 person bike with the money you're gona be spending on the down payment. Well, 1% of they money towards the bike, and the other 99% to get people to ride it with you.

LOL, well, if you are trying to make a living as an article writer dude, then i'm sure a food stamp offer would get you on the bike...either that or free booze huh?
 
Great house HAHA. to be honest i doubt that house costs more than $250k. but obviously i would need more info, specifically location to put a price on it. try again.
 
Great house HAHA. to be honest i doubt that house costs more than $250k. but obviously i would need more info, specifically location to put a price on it. try again.

The home is 4300 square feet and sites on 5.5 acres. They are asking $649K, I'm offering considerably less...
 
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