Banner Blindness - VC Funding Wanted, Are You Kidding

[stockfire]

What's funny is that in 10 minutes, he's gonna' come in here and claim it was link bait...

 

[xentech]

I can't believe he still has that fake subscriber count button long after he has been exposed.

 

[RoyalRadande]

Seems like that guy's main concern is telling people when to go and get pizza. Good luck getting your VC money, buddy.

 

[kblessinggr]

Seems like that guy's main concern is telling people when to go and get pizza. Good luck getting your VC money, buddy.

Looks like a meeting at a fortune 500,000 company. (if that)

 

[nickycakes]

What's funny is that in 10 minutes, he's gonna' come in here and claim it was link bait...

or he would...if we hadn't banned him already....twice

 

[machinecontrol]

It's OK, he needs VC funding for hookers...he's 80 short.

 

[bb_wolfe]

Dearestest Banner Blindness,

I am the holy sorceror of His Royal Ogrishness Durka Muhammed Durka Durka, the Ex-CEO of Nigeria. I am sincerestly interesteded in your proposition.

I required a nominalist fee of $2,000 to wire my $20,000,000 to your USA's banks accounting. Please sends via Westerned Unions.

Besting REgarded,
Durka Muhammed Durka, Esquire

 

[volknet]

Domains: $833 / month
Rent: $1400 / month
2 Internet Lines: $100 / month

Banner Blindness being able to dismiss people to go get pizza like children: Priceless.

 

[Dullspace]

domains?

 

[volknet]

domains?

He said in his video they spend about $10,000 a year on domains alone.

 

[Aplchian]

is this serious?... lol.. he told that dude to go get the pizza
lmao.. WtF..

 

[this_guy]

Obviously he's way to busy to use spell check

Adress your message to the VC department at Banner Blindness Inc.

 

[johu]

Anyone grab the video before he set it to private?

 

[Aplchian]

naw i wish i did :-(

 

[productionhead]

"VC department"

 

[Aplchian]

me:Hai
me:so you can turn 5Mil into 100 MIL?

bannerblindness:yeah
bannerblindness:can u?
me:i doubt u can
me:ur a goober
bannerblindness:do coobers have big dicks and thick wads of cash?
bannerblindness:goobers
me:No
bannerblindness:y did u private ur video?
me:it was gold
me:lol
bannerblindness:lol
bannerblindness:yeah a little too crazy to put on the net
bannerblindness:lol
bannerblindness:what do you do?
make cash monies
bannerblindness:dude
bannerblindness:hollay
bannerblindness:hollah

 

[productionhead]

(11:00:36 PM) me: Hello.
(11:01:22 PM) me: I'm Fred Wilson from Union Square Ventures.
(11:01:54 PM) me: I am interested in funding BannerBlindness - would you care to talk?
(11:01:59 PM) bannerblindness: sure
(11:02:05 PM) bannerblindness: whats up Fred?
(11:02:08 PM) bannerblindness: I'm John
(11:02:18 PM) me: John - ?
(11:02:24 PM) bannerblindness: K.
(11:03:11 PM) bannerblindness: johnk@bannerblindness.com
(11:03:13 PM) bannerblindness: is my email
(11:03:23 PM) bannerblindness: please email me your contact information and more info about your company
(11:03:34 PM) bannerblindness: Im heading out to a friends party
(11:03:37 PM) bannerblindness: i will ttyl
(11:03:40 PM) me: Fuck you pussy
(11:03:46 PM) me: I ain't funding your shit
(11:03:52 PM) bannerblindness: have a nice day
(11:04:02 PM) bannerblindness: let me know if we can work together
(11:04:05 PM) bannerblindness: take care
(11:04:11 PM) me: eat cock meat sandwich

 

[turbolapp]

OK. I've decided that it's just not possible for someone to be this much of a douchebag. NOT POSSIBLE. So therefore it can't be real. This whole time he's been yanking our chain because noone can be this stupid. What if he's really like one HUGE FUCKING BRILLIANT SATIRE. AND NONE OF US GET IT.

This is the stuff that keeps me up at night.

That and the bottle of Cabernet I just drank.

 

[trigatch4]

I was about to go to bed... but the mention of wine tempted me. Time to drinkyyy drinkyyyyyy

PS: I assume everyone who met him at ASW and said he wasn't a total douche has changed their minds again?

 

[mattaw]

This wins:

Me: dude, have you seen bannerblindness.net ?
Bannerblindness: thats a nice site
Bannerblindness: thanks
Bannerblindness: i plan on having my attorney monday morning pursue the domain holder
bannerblindness : for trademark and copyright infringement
bannerblindness :thanks for pointing that out