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John P

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Ok, be honest has this ever happened to anyone. I brainstormed up this sweet ass service, bought a thread, posted it, and....nothing, not one order. I mean I never thought Id break the bank, but damn...what am I doing wrong?

Some titties to make myself feel better...

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haddaway has the answer my friend ...

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ktbhw0v186Q]10 hours of "What is love" (Jim Carrey, v.1) - YouTube[/ame]
 
Haha Answers my man, that is what I am after, if it takes some overinflated nipples to get it, then so be it!
 
Hmm, well I was interested and actually clicked on your 1st Sig link in the past couple of days, and it leads to this: Search Engine Optimization

"At [Business Name], we are focused on providing __________ services with the highest levels of customer satisfaction – we will do everything we can to meet your expectations."

I never bothered to click on the 2nd one because the first one was such a mess and didn't quite instill confidence in your services (despite the above quote from the about us page). Seriously, just link to the product page or something...


But now that I have gone and checked out your bazinga service... I wouldn't order your service because I don't like that shitty show. Didn't even bother reading through it, that skinny douchebag in the image just pisses me off to much.
 
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Judging by your boob pics, you don't have the best eye for quality.

Edit: I'll be helpful because I had a lot of help with my service. You need to network with people and prove the value of your service before you even offer it. Give out a few copies in exchange for honest reviews.
 
Ya mutha fucking service sucks, ya sold shit
ya might as well turn to butts, that old bitch
you be posting in this thread looks busted and fake
like her face got fucked by a rake, ya nuts taste
like heaven... I mean wat, ya charge to much
you asking for 200 bucks, who's armed with such
money, ain't shit funny up in here
take ya shitty as EDU and disappear
NIGGA. I'm da only link slinging type nigga on da block
I'ma be slanging my EDU's like it was rock.
You think not? hit me back with 12 bars ya PUNK BEYOTCH
I left you fucked like Wickedfire hoe, straight DDOS'd

and I'm out *drops the mic*
 
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Well, you're charging 30 bucks for getting a link in a post in an orphan blog within some major edu domain......I can do the same in any "major" web 2.0 site, and it will be as orphan as your site. Needless to say, paying 30 bucks for a useless link is not really worth it.
 
thehobbster said:
Ya mutha fucking service sucks, ya sold shit
ya might as well turn to butts, that old bitch
you be posting in this thread looks busted and fake
like her face got fucked by a rake, ya nuts taste
like heaven... I mean wat, ya charge to much
you asking for 200 bucks, who's armed with such
money, ain't shit funny up in here
take ya shitty as EDU and disappear
NIGGA. I'm da only link slinging type nigga on da block
I'ma be slanging my EDU's like it was rock.
You think not? hit me back with 12 bars ya PUNK BEYOTCH
I left you fucked like Wickedfire hoe, straight DDOS'd

and I'm out *drops the mic*
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I lol'd.

Makes me miss the good old days, when we had rap battles on WF.

My man Rob Hustle - http://www.ppc.bz/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/rob-hustle-adexhibit.mp3

http://www.wickedfire.com/members/robhustle.html
http://www.wickedfire.com/members/adexhibitjason.html
 
mkultra said:
Hmm, well I was interested and actually clicked on your 1st Sig link in the past couple of days, and it leads to this: Search Engine Optimization
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Thanks for the tip, I linked to that page to sell, but then switched to wufoo. Never fixed it that was a huge oversight. Thanks!
 
1jus3tin1, you got the right attitude. Just keep checking stuff, but most of all, do some networking. Get some guys here on your side with the product and you'll make some sales.
 
skohh said:
This will surely help your sales.
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I'm not so worried about sales as much as I am learning and becoming a better provider. I have a day job, and don't worry I won't be quitting that anytime soon...as least now that I created this thread..haha

But thanks everyone for the constructive criticism.
 
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