'Bin Laden Dead' Hoax Exposed

I don't think we've had him for years, but I do think he died of natural causes back in December of 2001. The fact is, there's been no signs of life from this guy for years, and right when Obama needs his approval ratings to go up he says, "We've killed Osama bin Laden! Then we dumped him in the ocean!" Riiiight....
 


Let's say, for sake of argument, that the US really did go into Pakistan, kill/extract OBL's body, and bring it back into US custody.

What would you have done differently? Would you have buried OBL somewhere? If so, where? Would you have leaked pictures of his body? Given his brain to an independent lab for testing? For those who are unsure about this whole incident occurring, I'd be curious to hear how you would have actually handled the operation, instead of just saying that you don't trust the gov't and therefore something is amiss.

If the goal was to rid an enemy of the state why wouldn't we have treated it like any other cia assassination. Normally the cia doesn't do a news broadcast on who they directed to be killed. Not good policy if you are trying to win the hearts and minds of a people. "ohh hai guys. We just invaded a country to kill one person. Here he is - see pictures! Ohh btw - you can really trust us though".

Devils advocate here. That may have been the plan right up to the point where our helicopter crashed.... And may have been the plan until there was a leak, or something that caused the administration to react with a broadcast.

MAYBE it wasn't osama we went in after... but since we know he's really dead we can say it was him for political points. Point is, not many people trust what the talking points are anymore. Can only be lied to so many times in so many different ways before you just automatically call bullshit.
 
Let's say, for sake of argument, that the US really did go into Pakistan, kill/extract OBL's body, and bring it back into US custody.

What would you have done differently? Would you have buried OBL somewhere? If so, where? Would you have leaked pictures of his body? Given his brain to an independent lab for testing? For those who are unsure about this whole incident occurring, I'd be curious to hear how you would have actually handled the operation, instead of just saying that you don't trust the gov't and therefore something is amiss.

Do not dump the body until the following is confirmed:

1. DNA is Osama's, and not merely that of a brother from the same father.

2. Time of death is confirmed.

If I'm going to pay lip service to doing things "in accordance with Islamic practice and tradition," I should actually do things "in accordance with Islamic practice and tradition." But this should not take precedence over points 1 and 2.
 
I went fishing on Saturday by the way guys. I caught this HUGE bass. It was 14 feet long and weighed 60 pounds. It was an epic battle - I had to jump in the water to get the fish while battling off Ninja's who wanted my fish. After the ninja's were were defeated I had to take out 3 alien space ships who were here farming to feed their home worlds.

Where is the fish you ask?

I threw it back in.
 
I went fishing on Saturday by the way guys. I caught this HUGE bass. It was 14 feet long and weighed 60 pounds. It was an epic battle - I had to jump in the water to get the fish while battling off Ninja's who wanted my fish. After the ninja's were were defeated I had to take out 3 alien space ships who were here farming to feed their home worlds.

Where is the fish you ask?

I threw it back in.

As long as you did so in accordance with your (faulty?) understanding of Aquatic law and tradition, I believe you.
 
Let's say, for sake of argument, that the US really did go into Pakistan, kill/extract OBL's body, and bring it back into US custody.

What would you have done differently? Would you have buried OBL somewhere? If so, where? Would you have leaked pictures of his body? Given his brain to an independent lab for testing? For those who are unsure about this whole incident occurring, I'd be curious to hear how you would have actually handled the operation, instead of just saying that you don't trust the gov't and therefore something is amiss.

I would have had pictures and videos taken up the ying yang. Why on earth wouldn't you want evidence to back up your claim?

That's akin to your neighbor telling you he found a space alien in his house and so he shot and killed it. You ask to see it, he tells you he decided to cremate it.

Your like WTF? and ask for pictures/video of the thing. Your neighbor pulls a hurr durr and says he didn't take any.

Do you believe your neighbor?

Having said all of that, I could care less whether Osama is dead, has been dead, is still alive, whatever.

If the feds actually pulled a fast one on all of us, props to them. That's impressive. One day, I hope to be the guy pulling the fast ones.
 
As long as you did so in accordance with your (faulty?) understanding of Aquatic law and tradition, I believe you.

Of course I did. Why would you doubt me! The other 99 times I've told you about things attacking me to get the fish I was catching were almost true!
 
I went fishing on Saturday by the way guys. I caught this HUGE bass. It was 14 feet long and weighed 60 pounds. It was an epic battle - I had to jump in the water to get the fish while battling off Ninja's who wanted my fish. After the ninja's were were defeated I had to take out 3 alien space ships who were here farming to feed their home worlds.

Where is the fish you ask?

I threw it back in.

I also watched a new news release on Channel8News that acai helped many to "shed their pounds" fast. I think that's so legit seens there's AS SEEN ON CNN, Fox,MSNBS, Oprah's ass tatoo image. should i buy that for my fatty gf?
 
Insert meme here:

"Disregard Logic
"Enjoy Conspiracy"

I hope his body floats and he gets caught in somebody's fishing net. Start casting those reels! LOL
 
There is SO MUCH FAIL in this room. BlueYonder & Magic Hat seem to be the only ones here not sucking Alex Jones Cock. The rest of you are attempting to make us Gay Webmasters blush.

Like Magic Showed you, We've got lots of proof that he was alive & free all these years.

To prove the POTUS is wrong, you're going to need to prove all those things as fakes First. Otherwise, don't bother, no one is going to listen to you.

Talk about gullible... Jeez.
 
Is that a fact?

Videos and audio recordings of Osama bin Laden - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Granted, I am citing Wikipedia as a source, and the audio recordings haven't been confirmed or anything, but I would hardly call that a fact.
The last actual video of him speaking was in 2004. Videos and audio recordings of Osama bin Laden - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

He sounds a lot weaker and close to death than in the later audio recordings.

If you wanna confirm this, watch a bit of this:
(October 29 2004, last video of him)
The October 29, 2004 Osama bin Laden video

Then listen to a little of this: (3 years later)

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUeuN7VaI_M]YouTube - Bin Laden Video - The Solution - September 7, 2007 (3 of 3)[/ame]

Does that sound like the same guy, 3 years later? Sounds like someone a lot younger, maybe a past recording of him, but I definitely wouldn't say it was recorded by Bin Laden around the same time as it was released.
 
Here's the real deal. Obama lulzed for years about the birth certificate conspiracy but then tin foil hat party stopped when Trump proved he was born. Obama haz a sad and says: Boys, I need moar lulz And Voila! Bin Laden is dead!!1!

Coincidence?... I think not!
 
There is SO MUCH FAIL in this room. BlueYonder & Magic Hat seem to be the only ones here not sucking Alex Jones Cock. The rest of you are attempting to make us Gay Webmasters blush.

Like Magic Showed you, We've got lots of proof that he was alive & free all these years.

To prove the POTUS is wrong, you're going to need to prove all those things as fakes First. Otherwise, don't bother, no one is going to listen to you.

Talk about gullible... Jeez.

You believe what any elected official is telling you and you call us gullible :) Before today I'd never listened to Alex Jones - being a conspiracy nut has nothing on having an open mind.

The good news is that I don't have to believe everything, don't care if you listen to me, and will go to sleep easy tonight knowing I'm keeping an open mind on something that I don't have all the info on.

To shut up all those that do not believe, people like you are going to spend a whole bunch of time stressing over the crazies.

Hey present me with enough factual evidence that doesn't seem doctored, manufactured, etc... and I'll believe and drink the kool aid with you.

I don't even hate Obama - I'd feel the same way if it was a republican, liberal, progressive, or even a libertarian in office.

Trust is earned - blind trust given to those who have a desire for power, and gain benefits and more power by playing on the mood of the population they depend on for reelection is stupid. Trusting anything that looks suspicious presented by those same people is stupid.

History is filled with leaders who lie. Find me a president who didn't mislead, misdirect, or use any event for political gain in the last 40 years and I'll take it back so I don't hurt your feelings.
 
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