Man, this is why I missed college for a few years.
Slim, gullible, and lacking good judgement.
Ah the good ol days.
Slim, gullible, and lacking good judgement.
Ah the good ol days.
Boobs for you, diamond ring for me; everybody wins, right?
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I salute you future nurse, trying to vote now, but being in Australia it doesn't seem to want to let me vote.
Thanks for your concern! We're both still in college, I to be a Nurse Practitioner and he to be a dentist. I don't think we have to worry about that!
You got my vote. Nice hooters!
The secret to being a good nurse is having a horny patient to practice your skillz on -- PM me, we'll work something out.
Shit the voting ended yesterday.. FYI I'd have looked at this thread sooner If you had said My Spoon Pics in the title.
No worries, we can work on your ad skillz and nurse skillz at the same time.
If you make the finals post some spoon and panty pics... Good Luck.
Looking through the entries couldn't help but LOL when I saw this one:
GREG AND THE MORNING BUZZ
oh, and if my girlfriend ever did something like this she would be gone.
GREG AND THE MORNING BUZZ
oh, and if my girlfriend ever did something like this she would be gone.
I can see the OP in a future episode of cheaters.
After getting married while in college, having a child and stepping into severe debt they'd have to abandon their dreams of post graduate school. (FYI kiddies, everyone says they're going to go to med school; but only the smart ones go and guess what? The smart ones don't make threads like this on the Internet.)
Anyways, so after having the baby and not having the money or the grades for grad school the OP secretly starts giving erotic massages on the side for more money. The husband doesn't know, but he's too busy working his menial job and playing the latest installation of Call of Duty. (<sarcarm>since he can't afford a ring, but proposed for marriage he's obviously cream of the crop and has great foresight.</sarcasm>)
After about seven months of watching his wife devote all of her extra time to Backpage.com he decides to commission the help of trolling extraordinaire Joey Greco. Joey spends five days taping the OP as she goes from motel to motel (even stopping at Best Western twice a week!) until he has enough video evidence to go back to hubby with the terrible news.
"Your girlfriend is selling her body in order to pay for your paltry lifestyle."
After the customary "Maury-life" argument during the show's climatic "confrontation" the OP is seen on a follow up show explaining how this all started after she realized she could use her bare breasts for profit.
Too bad she chose to advertise her breasts to the world on one of the Internet's most trafficked website the last day of the contest (there's that pesky foresight creeping up again!) and chose to compete against women with massive mammaries (that's called fighting up a weight-class and should only be attempted by people like Vitor Belfort).
All-in-all to any future women of WF looking to post your breasts in the STS section: A little preparation will keep you from ever appearing on Cheaters.
FIN
Future conversation between OP's fiance and the folks at his dental practice: Take 2...
Dentist #2: "Say, where'd you find a rack like that?"
Fiance: "What?"
Dentist #2: "The rack on your vehicle. Man, I'd love to get my hands on that rack."
Fiance: "Well, it's not for sale."
Dentist #2: "Ha! If you say so, champ."
Dentist #2: "Say, where'd you find a rack like that?"
Fiance: "What?"
Dentist #2: "The rack on your vehicle. Man, I'd love to get my hands on that rack."
Fiance: "Well, it's not for sale."
Dentist #2: "Ha! If you say so, champ."
Exactly - the putting out part was what I was suggesting - tits will only take you so far in life. Either way, well done with the real tits - and even though you're too old for ChrisS you have my full support.