Wicked Fire Friends - Did I Just Get Straight Robbed?

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Ok i was up all night last night again drinking or whatever, and a couple of hours ago i decided to get a hooker, so I am all wasted i talked to her for a long time then i banged her for about 5 min of my hour got her off i didnt get off like usual when i get hookers when im wasted. So I give her her money and she leaves. Now you have to have a keycard to get into my building - My apartment is in a pretty high class area - So i get a knock at the door and this black guy and this girl come in saying she left "a bag" here so i show her the bedroom which we were never in or whatever and this black guy starts kinda getting in my face, im face to face with this guy and i say whats the deal man, he says "man get up out my face yo you make me nervous" So i sit in my chair completely wasted and i say man whats the problem, he steps at me says "what man what you say" I of course again said man i dont know what your problem is i dont have a problem whats up. Although of course looking back i would have demolished this black guy, and i have been wanting to hit someone really really hard for a long time now, anyway it turns out i had a couple hundred on my table, and after they left i quickly realized that turned into 3 dollars. Which is nice im glad they leave me 3. So I call the hooker she answers and im raging pissed im like man you dont have to scam me like that fuck i dont care about a couple hundred shit you can have it, and she says she has no clue what im talking about and doesnt know a black guy and this mystery girl, and shes doing just what she told me she was doing when she left, which i believe, because i watched her pull in to her alone, So did i just get straight robbed somehow? WTF i dont get it how did they get into my building if she didnt leave the door open and how would two random people know i had a hooker here? OMG ive never been so confused Thanks for reading my long thread **EDIT** Comcast cable just came to my door and asked me if i had their flashlight, apparently they had wedged it into the door to my building, now its all making sense
 


Yep, you just got robbed.
Unless you left those 300 somewhere else, cause I don't think a robber would leave those 3 dollars.

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hmm nice point jdog that certainly is hard to decipher, i thought it was straightforward when i wrote it too. Damn
 
Wow what a curious deal so she left, comcast puts a flashlight in between the door of my building, a black guy and some girl come to my door, somehow know i had a call girl, say she left something, somehow know i have a pretty large quantity of cash laying out, take it, talk shit at me, then leave. hmmmmm
 
That has to bethe best post of WF! :D

Great fucking story! Might want to take it easy on the booze though man.. maybe don't mix weed and coke with it either.
 
Yes mr cock, i dont do drugs anymore, but ive been drinking many many many hours and i look at the thread it is pretty incoherent but i am actually serious here
 
lol, any guy who openly admits to being such a bum that he has to pay for sex is ok with me! BEST THREAD EVER!
 
Wow.. you are fucking weird man. Not only do you live in a "high class area" but you deal with lowlife hookers and let the cable company steal cash from you and talk to you like a bitch in your own damn place!!! Hahahaa!!

Next time ask the hooker if she takes paypal or escrow.
 
Yep look Jon the forum originator called it, I love it too Its called getting call girls, look i ruined all my relationships, so i get call girls, ahh shit who cares hey take it and run with it another thread that makes me look like a complete douche!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 
havokb8 - the price of being the smartest person in the room is you have to do some dumb shit to keep your life interesting! hell just look at the enron guys!

What does that have to do with you? nothing you are a fuckin ASSclown, not the smartest guy in a room by yourself!

lol, i kid, i kid!
 
Chris your right like i said when i just pmd you im an idiot for posting it here i am drunk and confused and this is the only forum i hang out in, but obviously it is pretty funny and im happy to atleast provide entertainment for tonight
 
havokb8 said:
Yep look Jon the forum originator called it, I love it too Its called getting call girls, look i ruined all my relationships, so i get call girls, ahh shit who cares hey take it and run with it another thread that makes me look like a complete douche!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Jon you should be really proud of this place that you created, i dont have anybody telling hooker stories on my forums. I wish i did
 
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