Sit or Stand?

Sit or Stand While Wiping?

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So this is the huge question...

Do you sit or stand when you wipe after a shit?

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If its messy ill stand and look back while i'm wiping to make sure none gets on my back and my cheeks. If its dry then ill lean forward a bit, wipe, and get on with my day.
 
m0rtal said:
Why wipe? Waste of paper. Do the right thing and help the environment. Stop wiping today.
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I agree... Using water is much cleaner too (think about it) and is common across Asia, takes a bit of getting used to though and the squirty things are a hell of a lot better than the bucket and scoop system! Not really ideal in colder climates though.. takes fuckin ages to dry!
 
Use a bidet?

Ummm, how do you physically get the paper to your arsehole if you're still seated?
The only way I can see that working is reaching in between your legs for a bit of a reach around, and you could potentially be rubbing your hand through what's in there if it's a low bowl or you've been eating Indian/Mexican...
 
Ha! I knew it's about wiping asses before I clicked on this thread.

For the record, I wipe my asshole while sitting. But unlike regular mortals, I SQUAT on the tiolet seat -- much like the Japanese. Then I wipe. That's how I roll.
 
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HarveyJ said:
Use a bidet?

Ummm, how do you physically get the paper to your arsehole if you're still seated?
The only way I can see that working is reaching in between your legs for a bit of a reach around, and you could potentially be rubbing your hand through what's in there if it's a low bowl or you've been eating Indian/Mexican...
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It's a leaning technique. Raise up to one side. Wipe. Repeat as needed.

My question is whether you take a visual check of what just came out of your body. I personally look in the bowl 100% of the time. Sometimes I am surprised. Sometimes I am very surprised...
 
HarveyJ said:
Ummm, how do you physically get the paper to your arsehole if you're still seated?
The only way I can see that working is reaching in between your legs for a bit of a reach around, and you could potentially be rubbing your hand through what's in there if it's a low bowl or you've been eating Indian/Mexican...
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FTW!
 
How would you feel if someone wiped their ass with your leg? Think about the trees! Stop wiping your ass today!
 
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