Why do humans have to wipe their asses?

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efeezy

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Why do we as humans have to wipe our asses, but other animals don't? If you or me don't wipe our ass after taking a crap, we will be in burning misery for the rest of the day, but a dog, cat, or bird can shit at any given time without needing to wipe. How is this possible? I realize they physically can't wipe their ass, but are animals just living in pain after crapping. Someone shed some light on this subject.
 


because we're doin' it all wrong

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I tried to get into that position on the toilet once but I'm just not that flexible.
 
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It will air dry, if you also stop wearing clothes. It it starts irritating a lot, you can find a nearby branch or a stone/boulder and scratch it.

Another thing I notice, unlike animal who have slightly protruded anus, our retract back in between the cheeks. The trouble will be when you have shit on both sides of the cheek. After they retract, it won't dry for a long time...

On the other hand, if you also shit pebbles like goats or deer, it wouldn't be as messy as you think.. I think only domesticated animal have messy poop, no?

So once we start living in the wilds, eating berries, some veggies, raw meat... the poop should evolve into slightly non messy one...

Just a thought..

Also install a bidet... and use baby wipes for the time being..
 
BUT, have you forgotten about the licking-the-asshole-deep-till-its-clean fact? Sure it looks fun, but that aftertaste....
 
IceToEskimos said:
wiping is the price that we pay for not having to lick our own assholes like much of the animal kingdom.

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Mate, I don't want to know what you browsing but I will never let you to babysit my children :)

Dwight Schrute said:
Is it just me, or is it heavenly when you shit so perfect it leaves no stain on the toilet paper?
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This kind of shit doesn't happen too often though. My statistics show it happens every 8 shittings for me, PM me so we can compare data.

efeezy said:
Why do we as humans have to wipe our asses, but other animals don't? If you or me don't wipe our ass after taking a crap, we will be in burning misery for the rest of the day, but a dog, cat, or bird can shit at any given time without needing to wipe. How is this possible? I realize they physically can't wipe their ass, but are animals just living in pain after crapping. Someone shed some light on this subject.
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I think it must be because of an asshole construction.
 
I hadn't really taken into consideration that most animals don't really have ass cheeks, and their sphincter's are usually more exposed. I think this is a key factory in their lack of needing to wipe their asses. See I knew we could shed some light on this widely debated topic.
 
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24pHo7PVwR8]Don't You Wipe? - YouTube[/ame]
 
Dogs and cats clean up now and then by licking. Not sure about wild animals. Nevertheless, not an option for most of us.

Personally, I like the butt gun they have in Thailand. It's a little sprayer that hangs next to the toilet that you use to clean up after pooping and prior to wiping. After getting used to it, now when I visit the states I never feel clean.
 
I used water spryer (bidet spryer) when I was living in a 3rd world country. That mean I did NOT wipe my ass during those days. They wash it fine though!

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And most of the people in villages (3rd world) just use hands(left hand) and water to wipe their ass.
 
geomark said:
Dogs and cats clean up now and then by licking. Not sure about wild animals. Nevertheless, not an option for most of us.

Personally, I like the butt gun they have in Thailand. It's a little sprayer that hangs next to the toilet that you use to clean up after pooping and prior to wiping. After getting used to it, now when I visit the states I never feel clean.
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talking about this?
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I also have it installed. Amazing stuff.
 
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