At first they laughed when I told them I was purchasing one of the new sex robots from Japan. It cost more than my friend’s tricked out Dodge Truck, but I knew it would be worth it. Of course, I had to take the flak from ordering the damn thing and not letting on why I was really buying it, but I didn’t care. I could see it all in my mind. And I’m not just talking about the fleshy (not flashy) robot nipples, either!
Here's what she looked like out of the box.
I lost all my monies after selling the Magic Button software - which quickly went haywire, I hear, although I had *nothing* to do with that. Damn script was crazy, I tell you. That eastern european custom PHP lib, I think. That was needed for the artificial intelligence bit, though. Anyway, I’ve been laying low milking the few dollars I’d squirreled away and it hit me - like a nut falling from a tree - I had to get a sex robot - quick!
Okay, I’m still not explaining my line of thinking clearly. It was one of those ideas that you just have to pull the car over and write the thing down before it floats away. As mentioned, the sex robots now came with harnesses to hook them up to the Internet - they can mimic the movements of a remote person. Anyway, I didn’t need people. Well, I did, but not people making sex movements. My plan was more devious.
I baked up a typing game for the social networks and made it super addictive. After a few months of collecting data - and asking people to come up with and type out phrases to ‘practice,’ i was ready to put it all together. I rooted the sex robot and replaced her SexOS with FreeBSD (note the lack of an M - it’s important...) - I hooked her up to the back end of the typing program. Over a few months, I taught the sex robot how to type. A good proxy list, HD webcams, a few pipes of data leading out of the warehouse and I was ready to roll.
If you’re still lost, here’s a diagram.
The money has come rolling in. Not only from the back end (no pun), but the front as well. I used the profits to order more sex robots. Soon, I went ahead and just bought the sex robot company outright. Then things started really getting crazy. I had the first Topless Content Mill in existence. Craig Newmark, Matt Cutts, and many others have me on a top secret “Google’s Most Wanted” list. I don’t care. It’s not that I’m smarter than all those geeky engineers - I just have the ability to fill out the magic 3) ???? part most of the time.
I dunno. I’m really bored again. I’m willing to sell this idea too. I want out of the game for a while. I finally have enough for that island. There’s no guarantee that this one won’t end up like the other magic button program I had, but there are the included 1,024 sex robots!
Serious inquiries only!
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Here's what she looked like out of the box.
I lost all my monies after selling the Magic Button software - which quickly went haywire, I hear, although I had *nothing* to do with that. Damn script was crazy, I tell you. That eastern european custom PHP lib, I think. That was needed for the artificial intelligence bit, though. Anyway, I’ve been laying low milking the few dollars I’d squirreled away and it hit me - like a nut falling from a tree - I had to get a sex robot - quick!
Okay, I’m still not explaining my line of thinking clearly. It was one of those ideas that you just have to pull the car over and write the thing down before it floats away. As mentioned, the sex robots now came with harnesses to hook them up to the Internet - they can mimic the movements of a remote person. Anyway, I didn’t need people. Well, I did, but not people making sex movements. My plan was more devious.
I baked up a typing game for the social networks and made it super addictive. After a few months of collecting data - and asking people to come up with and type out phrases to ‘practice,’ i was ready to put it all together. I rooted the sex robot and replaced her SexOS with FreeBSD (note the lack of an M - it’s important...) - I hooked her up to the back end of the typing program. Over a few months, I taught the sex robot how to type. A good proxy list, HD webcams, a few pipes of data leading out of the warehouse and I was ready to roll.
If you’re still lost, here’s a diagram.
- sex robots to spam the Internets
- typing "game" program to get past captchas
- (this is usually the ???? part) -->> Sex Robot Fetish Videos!! of the topless "workers" filling out "comments"
- repeat and stack that paper!!!1one
The money has come rolling in. Not only from the back end (no pun), but the front as well. I used the profits to order more sex robots. Soon, I went ahead and just bought the sex robot company outright. Then things started really getting crazy. I had the first Topless Content Mill in existence. Craig Newmark, Matt Cutts, and many others have me on a top secret “Google’s Most Wanted” list. I don’t care. It’s not that I’m smarter than all those geeky engineers - I just have the ability to fill out the magic 3) ???? part most of the time.
I dunno. I’m really bored again. I’m willing to sell this idea too. I want out of the game for a while. I finally have enough for that island. There’s no guarantee that this one won’t end up like the other magic button program I had, but there are the included 1,024 sex robots!
Serious inquiries only!
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