1.Open the one of 2 cans of beans you have and start heating it up for dinner, because that’s what you eat if you are resorting to selling free scripts as a “company” for half a million dollars buy it now on flippa.
2.Time to buy a domain. Try to make it sound as douchebaggy and unoriginal as possible. The first part should start with something generic like CPA then the second word should be something like “mole”, because moles dig and your affiliates are digging for profits!
3.Goto hasoffers and sign up for a free account, set it up on your domain WITH hasoffers in the url( like cpamole.hasoffers.com) so you look legit like steve wagenheim.
4.Take one screenshot of the generic login page of the hasoffers designed for earnings proof.
5.Write up a convincing sales copy claiming it’s a HUGE cpa network and it’s an amazing profit model. Also mention you have tons of super affiliates that will be transferred, ready and willing to be loyal to push traffic to your one day old domain and make this company profitable. That’s what you do when you have a bunch of awesome super affiliates that push huge amounts of quality traffic, you sell them off to make someone else money.
6.List the buy it now price for an insane amount of capital fraud, like $250k starting price. Yeah, it only took you a day to set it up, but it was a hard day you had to buy a domain, sign up to hasoffers AND set it up.
7.Wait for the gullible retards to be suckered in, there will surely be a few.
8.After the hesistation of flippa buyers pondering that this might be the scam of the century copy paste the auction listing into every affiliate marketing forum online including wickedfire.
9.Peddle and hustle hard pm’ing everyone who responds in your thread, even if they dickrolled you.
10.Get some unbelievable sucker to send you $250k western union, PROFIT! Do butt plug exercises everyday after this just in case you end up going to prison.
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2.Time to buy a domain. Try to make it sound as douchebaggy and unoriginal as possible. The first part should start with something generic like CPA then the second word should be something like “mole”, because moles dig and your affiliates are digging for profits!
3.Goto hasoffers and sign up for a free account, set it up on your domain WITH hasoffers in the url( like cpamole.hasoffers.com) so you look legit like steve wagenheim.
4.Take one screenshot of the generic login page of the hasoffers designed for earnings proof.
5.Write up a convincing sales copy claiming it’s a HUGE cpa network and it’s an amazing profit model. Also mention you have tons of super affiliates that will be transferred, ready and willing to be loyal to push traffic to your one day old domain and make this company profitable. That’s what you do when you have a bunch of awesome super affiliates that push huge amounts of quality traffic, you sell them off to make someone else money.
6.List the buy it now price for an insane amount of capital fraud, like $250k starting price. Yeah, it only took you a day to set it up, but it was a hard day you had to buy a domain, sign up to hasoffers AND set it up.
7.Wait for the gullible retards to be suckered in, there will surely be a few.
8.After the hesistation of flippa buyers pondering that this might be the scam of the century copy paste the auction listing into every affiliate marketing forum online including wickedfire.
9.Peddle and hustle hard pm’ing everyone who responds in your thread, even if they dickrolled you.
10.Get some unbelievable sucker to send you $250k western union, PROFIT! Do butt plug exercises everyday after this just in case you end up going to prison.
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