Going under the knife tomorrow morning.

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Best case scenario, they just gota suck the absence out, and I'm outa there right afterwards. Worse case scenario, they gota cut up more in order to actually remove tissue.

Essentially I had a 'lump' on my left leg where the hip, leg, groin area meet, of which I thought at first it mighta been a hernia, which it was not, turned out to be a swollen lymph node, possibly as an allergic reaction. Last doctor visit I had wasn't too bad, some coughing, some soreness, lump was smaller and fine, doc even visited the hospital room the weekend my 3rd kid was born to check on me (and to check on the kid since that will be yet another one of his patients), of which things seemed to go down.

Well over the last two weeks the 'lump' got bigger, and could visibly be seen, and every morning and evening my knees, ankles and feet were so stiff and sore I could hardly get out of bed or off the couch, and during the day I walked much like a guy who been shot in the leg or something.

So I go in today, luckily he had an opening, first he checks it out... then he brings some other doctor, and she checks it out, then they get some specialist and he checked it out. And they determined it was no longer a swollen lymph node but rather an 'absesess' (however you spell it), and that he wanted to admit me that afternoon, but I mentioned I had to help Rose with the kids since she recently had a c-section so shouldn't be lifting anything, so he basically let me go home, but scheduled for a surgery downtown, first thing in the morning, and basically said if the thing ruptured, or had a lot of pain to goto the ER asap.

Hopefully they just gota get in there and drain it out... sounds gross I know, but apparently the shit is dangerous.

They also gave me a Tetnus shot before I left.... (what's that bout?)
 


Jesus dude, please fucking google TMI.

At least bring a laptop with you and maybe start your 1st ever aff campaign.

Tetnus shot? Dude, you live in a trailer park, of course you get a fucking tetnus shot.
 
TMI would be pictures, and vivid details of size, dimension, etc. You can handle a thread of malformed tits and maggots, but you can't handle me saying I got a lump they gota remove.
Interesting.


Please don't make me post a certain picture!

I'm busting your balls, all 3 of them apparently.
 
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I'm sorry to hear about the vagina you have growing in your leg. If you need a tampon just let me know -- my girlfriend has extra I bet. I also have some vagisil that you can use to remove the sand.

Good luck!
 
Here's to wishing you well and sending positive thoughts your way.

I had 3 different hernia operations back when I was in my late 20's.

I know you said that it is not a hernia, but I will give you this one word of caution if there is any pain in your groin area after the surgery. DON'T FUCKING SNEEZE!!!!! Man, a sneeze tightens up ALL the lower abdominal, groin, and hip flexor muscles.

I was warned about coughing and laughing, which of course was not really a problem. But 3 months after the surgery I sneezed and thought that everything tore back open. I instinctively dropped to the ground in a fetal position as I sneezed to lessen the tension. Had I sneezed within the first week, I would have passed out from the pain.

I wish you a safe surgery and speedy recovery.
 
I know you said that it is not a hernia, but I will give you this one word of caution if there is any pain in your groin area after the surgery. DON'T FUCKING SNEEZE!!!!! Man, a sneeze tightens up ALL the lower abdominal, groin, and hip flexor muscles.

I was warned about coughing and laughing, which of course was not really a problem. But 3 months after the surgery I sneezed and thought that everything tore back open. I instinctively dropped to the ground in a fetal position as I sneezed to lessen the tension. Had I sneezed within the first week, I would have passed out from the pain.

Wife has that problem after her c-section, since thats all stomach muscles.
 
I've heard of patients that go in to get a limb amputated putting a big X in marker on the arm not to cut so the surgeon doesn't chop the wrong one by mistake. Maybe you should put two X'es on your nuts with magic marker so the doctors don't try and drain the wrong thing. At the very least you'll get a laugh knowing they took a minute to say "What the fuck?"

Good luck dude