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"We were on the floor, in front of the bed. Missionary. I needed some leverage for thrusting... something to grab on to, so I gripped the top of the bed post. It pulled back a bit, I ignored it and continued pounding. I look down, half her face is under the bed. FMSL"

"I let these two black guys pozz my neghole. I was their slampig. My husband Glen walked in on us one day. FMSL"

"Today I turned 23. I am still a virgin. FMSL" (WF member?)
 
TFLNetwork said:
I never found the whole "FML" thing the least bit humorous. Sorry you wasted money on the script OP.
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Point taken...

but come on man, just because you don't find a certain brand of humor funny, doesn't mean it's a waste.

I'm sure Dane Cook has his fair share of humor, doesn't mean he's going to stop. :2twocents:
 
I'm hammering away on my boy friend's ass as he stares into the paneling and he turns around, looks at me, and tells me that I should use the $10k that I've saved up for a penis enlargement to replace the trailer's wood paneling instead. First he's with my sister - now its my fucking wood panels. FMSL
#74 (0) - Sep 9, 2009 11:18 PM by shane dolla
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I'm hammering away on my boy friend's ass as he stares into the paneling and he turns around, looks at me, and tells me that I should use the $10k that I've saved up for a penis enlargement to replace the trailer's wood paneling instead. First he's w
 
F My Clone is giving me problems. So I'm 86ing it and I just bought Fmyscript.

I want my site to be bad ass, and I decided not to be cheap about it.

Deejne: Interested in trading some links?

Josh
 
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