Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that"

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So there's this thread on PaintballNation that's pretty amusing and I thought would be worth posting here...

Long story short: Guys are texting random girls with "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" and then seeing how it goes. Some of the responses are really funny.

Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that" - PbNation

the thread is somewhat amusing, but i'm more interested in seeing some (real) examples from people on *this* forum trying the same thing.

if this thread is lame and sucks so be it and dont try it, but thought it could be funny... WF is a creative bunch.

examples from pbnation:

Me: Ayyy girlll when can i tap that?
Her: I'm right next to you couldn't you just ask instead of text?
Me: Girl..I don't play games Ima busy man with a busy dick lemme know whas good!
Her: You're a geek.
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Some responses are surprising...
Me: So when you going to let me tap that?
Her: Hahaha, seriously?
Me: Yes
Her: We'll see
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Fat chicks apparently are easier than thin ones:
Me: So when you gunna let me tap dat?
Her: You want to **** me?
Me: No. So is now good?
Her:... I don't know if you are for real
Me: As serious as the internet
Her: come over
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Some girls play hard to get...
Him: ay when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Whoah there, (name)
Him: So?....
Her: So Why would you even ask that?
Him: Ill take that as a maybe.
Her: Don't
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And some just really don't want any of it at all
me: hey
her: heyyyy
me: i gotta question girl
her: whaaat?
me: when you gonna lemme tap that girl?
her: aha. this isnt even chris lmfao
me: yes it is girl, stay on the topic
her: wtf no ?
me: wtf no what baby?
her: youre creepin, whoever this is
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Proof is always better than just text...
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For all the virgins on this board, perhaps this is the way for you to get laid tonight!

Anyways, yeah, this is lame, but I thought minorly amusing and perhaps worth posting here. I'll be interested to see if anyone successfully tries it.
 


yeah, I did this when it was on reddit yesterday... my current girlfriend got mad, because of this:

Me: yo girl, when you gonna let me tap that? 7:50 PM
Kristi: Hahaha! Tap what!? Haven't you done that a few times already!? :-D 7:51 PM
Me: I guess you're right. 7:54 PM
 
I'll post 'em as I get them. Most my girlfriends are Thai so I gotta do some loose translations:

Her -
Me - Hey!
Me - When you gonna let me tap that?
Her - Huh WTF? Sorry...
Me - Sorry for what? You still haven't answered my question.
Her - Sorry that I said hi. Go fuck some other bitch. Bye.

lol Thai girls have no sense of humor.

edit: just texted my ex. Oh god she's gonna hate that! haha
 
JustFU said:
Try sending it to your mom - She's usually bent over before I hit the send button.
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someone on PBnation [allegedly] did...

me: So, where you at?
mom: Sams Club, you need anything?
me: Yeah, can I tap that?
mom: huh?
me: Can
I

Tap

That?
mom: I think that would be more of a thing to do with your cousin.
me: But it's incest, it's the game the whole family can play.
mom: **** you.
me: Yes you would.
mom: What did I get myself into..
me: nou
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May be shoops...

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90% of these messages are fake. Some retarded fucking teenagers or moronic adults with nothing better to do.

They should do something more productive like tie their nuts and necks together in a closet.
 
This is what happens when "The Big Sexy" plays this game.
Me: So, when are you going to let me tap that?
Her: hmm maybe tonight if im not too tired.
Me: Deal..

yeah its nothing awesome, but im getting laid.
 
i've had sex with hot girls from the internet just by asking them if they want to fuck, sending them my pic and meeting a few hours later. who gives a shit if you get rejected a million times. someone's gonna bite.
 
Me: Hey Jess, when you gonna let me tap that?
Jessica: what?
Me: when you gonna let me tap that?
Jessica: when everyone leaves next weekend
Me: o'rly?
Jessica: HA.. i have a boyfriend idiot

DAMN. With all the girls in my phonebook, I think I'll convert pretty well.
 
lol @ "I think I'll convert pretty well."

I'm converting at 100% but only tried on my gf. Was a very non-interesting attempt "anytime, tonight?". Now to try on some ex gf's... should be better.
 
lol just sent to an ex. we'll see what happens int he morning. i'll prolly pussy out and play it out like i was drunk.
 
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