Anti Chafing Gel

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Just when I thought I couldn't be suprised anymore, I just watched an advert for 'anti-chafing' gel on the TV.

It said 'if you chafe when you walk, try this gel blah...'

wtf if your legs are so fat that they rub together when you walk, you'd be happy just putting lube on them?

its a mad mad mad mad world
 


pickledegg said:
Just when I thought I couldn't be suprised anymore, I just watched an advert for 'anti-chafing' gel on the TV.

It said 'if you chafe when you walk, try this gel blah...'

wtf if your legs are so fat that they rub together when you walk, you'd be happy just putting lube on them?

its a mad mad mad mad world
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lol you're an idiot.

Ton's of people who do sports, lots of walking, etc, can suffer from this.
 
Yeah it is actually probably something that could sell well to surfers and athletes who play summer sports. It is painful as hell especially if you still got a whole day of running and so on left.
 
It's not for your legs it's for your ass. Your ass doesn't have to be fat for this to be a problem it's just the natural ass situation. Two muscles under skin rubbing together.

Now. Add high humidity and moderate to high heat = intense chafing.

and that folks, is why Vaseline was invented. That and for the gays and women who enjoy the butt sex.

...I think I've had too much wine. But I'm thinking of having one more glass.
 
Actually most athletes its legs rubbing together not ass. If someone has a chafing gel rebill they could make some money pretty easily. Maybe acai will just say it also stops chafing if you rub it between your legs and we can open up another market for it. I am sure people will still buy.
 
bprimeelite said:
Actually most athletes its legs rubbing together not ass. If someone has a chafing gel rebill they could make some money pretty easily. Maybe acai will just say it also stops chafing if you rub it between your legs and we can open up another market for it. I am sure people will still buy.
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yes but it's all worth it just to hear turbo admit to chafing of the butt and taking it in the pooper.
 
You dont have to be fat to chaff. When I played college football I had huge ass legs. I had to order special jeans and keep my thighs lubed or they would chaff the fuck up.
 
lolwut said:
taking it in the pooper.
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wut. I never said that. Read it again. Quite the opposite. I have severe squirmy issues with buttholes. No reason, I just do. UG. Queue the reeaallly awful picture of that guy that had all his guts fall out his butt. *shudder* I think that's about the worst thing that could ever happen. Ever. *shudder again*
 
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