Coveting thy neighbor...

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Alright past 2 days (I sleep during the day) I've been literally dreaming about this extremely hot milf next door to me.

The only problem is she has a husband and 2 young kids (1 of the kids is probably 7, male, the other is a 3 year old girl). But I seriously doubt the biological relationship she has with the kids as without vaginal & other exercises, it is almost impossible to maintain her body the way she has.

I am male JFYI.

So, what course of action should I pursue now? The ultimate objective is to have sexual intercourse with her on a regular (preferrably multiple times a day) basis.
 


I will try to take a picture of her boobs today.

I live in an apartment and she lives in the apartment to the left of me, and nearly each time she gets out of the apartment, I am alerted by the screeching of the 3 year old kid and I rush to the peephole to look at her.

So, I'll try taking a picture through the peep-hole today.
 
Masturbate, Masturbate, Fuck, Masturbate, Masturbate
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I think you're a creepy fuckin stalker...

Give up the peep-hole-pimpin and walk outside. Borrow a puppy from someone and each time you hear her ass outside, walk out like you're taking the puppy out to go doo-doo. Don't pick up the dog though, just open the door. It will run out and her kids will fall in love. It will give you guys something to talk about. Plus the dog can babysit the kids while you nail her doggystyle. That way her kids won't have anything to say to their dad but that they want a dog.... not that they were left alone in the living room while you marked their daddy's bed.
 
I put boobs here just so people wouldn't be dissapointed...

Seriously though... stop fucking abusing the booby icon

You're not going to get anywhere with the fucking spy ear... what are you going to do? Listen to her and significant other knock boots? What then masturbate using your own tears as lubricant???

Stop being a pussy...
Theres more pussy out there than whats next door... That doesn't require spy gear...
 
Jondoe0069 said:
Plus the dog can babysit the kids while you nail her doggystyle.
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Well, that's not a bad idea. But what if the kids don't like the dog? And also, no one I know owns a puppy.

You're not going to get anywhere with the fucking spy ear... what are you going to do? Listen to her and significant other knock boots? What then masturbate using your own tears as lubricant???
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The plan is to get an idea of her daily routine, what she does, what's on her mind etc. Intelligence gathering.
 
No matter how you look at it, if a woman has sex with a man, she's a prostitute. You have to buy them dinner, take them on dates, pay their pimp, etc. This one is no different. Spent the 15-30 bucks to adopt the cutest kid friendly puppy you can find. Use it to get in, then drop it back off at the pound once she's hooked on the thrill of cheating on her husband. By then, she will be like a crack whore- she won't care what you look or smell like or what her kids are doing. She will pull a Britney spears and leave them out in the car while she comes in to get a quickie from you.

You should probably write out a business plan outlining how this will all work out.
 
Try going to a bar and finding something that wont make you move, or get you shot.


Just imagine what you would do if someone banged your wife and mother of your two children. Run him over? Poison him? Shoot him late at night with a shotgun....


Dont shit where you eat....
 
This is fantastic keep us updated.

Also yeah you gotta adopt your own puppy, cuter the better
 
I'm going to go against the grain here and say don't do it. People tend to get hurt doing adultery. Not to mention her kids are really young, and if you and his wife get caught the relationship would end and the kids would be left without a father (or mother???)

Do you see where I am getting at? I wouldn't be saying this if the kids were older and out of the house.

I really hate being the voice of reason here.
 
I wouldn't waste your breath (err typing fingers?) dru sam, I have a feeling we're going to see this guy on the 5 oclock news.
 
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