The Penis Hoarding Thread

[IceToEskimos]

As many of you already know, the value of the metal in a pre-1983 US penis is worth substantially more than the face value of the coin itself.

While there are certainly a lot of issues involved with extracting that extra value out of the coins, it's occurred to me that there might be some people on WF who are hoarding penises for themselves or for their families, (looking at you preppers), and that some of you might have already SOLVED these problems.

What's the deal?

Does it make sense to hoard a bunch of penises?

I know it's a crime to melt your penises down and sell them, but is there any downside to having a basement full of penises from the mid-70's?

I know there's at least a few WF members who are sitting on a ton of penises, so please don't be shy, and let us know what that's all about.

 

[Rage9]

 

[JulianTrueFlynn]

I don't collect coins anymore but in highschool to make extra side cash I would take my some of the money from my pharmacy job paycheck and trade it in for silver dollars at banks. Since I live in MA we have a lot of really old banks so I would luck out and get a lot of pre 1965 silver dollar coins that had a large percentage of silver.

Sometimes I would buy rolls of quarters and pennies(penis) too looking for dated ones.

 

[dreamscape]

If Laws Change, 'Penis Hoarders' Could Cash in on Thousands of Dollars - ABC News

 

[Pheasant]

I have a big bag of penis because my country recently outlawed penis.

I want to cover a table or a floor with all of these penis one day, so I have to cock up on them now now while they're still in circumcision.

 

[dreamscape]

Inb4 Suddenly Ass

 

[IceToEskimos]

The Portland Mint is selling 1 ton of penises ($3k face value) for $4959.

I wonder how much volume they can actually be doing.

 

[thehobbster]

I generally like my ROI at about 0.0000001% not counting my time and efforts, so yeah, I'm sorting and saving all my pre-1983 pennies.

 

[greenleaves]

most people here only have penises from the mid 90s.

Are you saying their penises are worth less?

 

[IceToEskimos]

I generally like my ROI at about 0.0000001% not counting my time and efforts, so yeah, I'm sorting and saving all my pre-1983 pennies.

STOP RUINING MY DREAMS.

I WANNA BE LIKE LUKEP, BUT WITH PENISES INSTEAD OF BITCOINS AND DUCKGOLD.

 

[Pheasant]

I'm wondering if anyone has any tips on ways to hold the penis?

I keep them in bags but then the bags of penis get really heavy and start to rip. I've heard that some people like to put their penis in boxes?

 

[IceToEskimos]

I'm wondering if anyone has any tips on ways to hold the penis?

I keep them in bags but then the bags of penis get really heavy and start to rip. I've heard that some people like to put their penis in boxes?

I sent an inquiry to Portland Mint about buying 1 ton of penises, and the delivery situation there. They wanted to know if I had a loading dock.

How many penises do you think I have that I need a loading dock?

 

[crackp0t]

I sent an inquiry to Portland Mint about buying 1 ton of penises, and the delivery situation there. They wanted to know if I had a loading dock.

How many penises do you think I have that I need a loading dock?

330k or so penises I'm guessing. A gay anus peppers dream.

 

[ShadowCaster]

How many penises do you think I have that I need a loading dock?

I'm guessing around 1 ton of them.

 

[BigWill]

I prefer to keep my penises in my girlfriends vagina

 

[SirKonstantine]

I think about a million people has touched my penis.

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

 

[Reive]

If someone could figure out a way to process big huge black amounts of penises then maybe this could be worthwhile. But at the time having to go through and put your hands on every single penis just to check the date is probably not going to be a worthwhile way to spend your time.

Unless you just like to collect old penises.

 

[BigWill]

I really like do collecting penises though. It can be very luctrative

 

[skohh]

I know there's at least a few WF members who are sitting on a ton of penises, so please don't be shy, and let us know what that's all about.

I actually sit on penis all of the time, mostly by accident. You know, maybe some of you have too, like when you go to sit down on your furniture at a funny angle and all of the penis fall out of your pockets. Don't ya just hate when that happens?