People taking SEO advice from Google is like criminals taking legal advice from the police of a tyrannical government. If Google told you to delete pages on your site, would you? Google is full of shit, they make waves by sending out dumbass notices about bad backlinks, and then all the noobs at SEOMOZ and Digital Point come here asking stupid questions like this. How can you possible gain rankings by removing links? Look at the logic in that.
This is a story about a time long ago, a time of myth and legend, when the internet was still young. Before you could friend your classmates and friends you'd rather not communicate with, before iphones, smartphone, before Google. Before the Googles were petty and cruel, and they plagued noobs with suffering and besieged them with terror. There was the internet, and it was beautiful. The great thing about the internet was you can create pages of information link it to other pages full of valuable information. The pages and sites created a vast ecosystem, almost like a web of digital gold, hence the name world wide web. The problem was that a person could not find exactly what they were looking for without already know the source to find their answer.
So the Ancients built the first indexing library with the ability to "search". No one can say with certainty when the first "search engine" became successful, but web portals like Lycos, Angelfire, Geocities, and other significant portals lead the way. Yahoo was still a child, and they too develop a way to search. Now you have to understand, the only way the internet works is because of LINKS.
I want you to re-read that very last sentence. the only way the internet, world wide web, works is because of LINKS, PERIOD. No links, then you have nothing but orphan pages, since no spider, crawler, robot can explore what they don't know doesn't exist.
Then fucking Google comes along, and does one thing that no one before them though of doing perfect, searching. They created the most popular search engine, because they indexed everything, and they only way to index, is through Links, period. It's not good enough to just have the biggest index, you need it to also get you the best results, as a visitor. Google would have completely failed, as so many have if they were giving shitting results, like Lycos and the bunch did.
Soon Everyone was Googling, and it was Good! But then Google realized something, they were so powerful, marketers were looking for ways to manipulate their results, and then the SEO Wars began, between Google and the SEOers, and the Ancients, which have been going on for years.
In all that time Google realized that the SEOers were everywhere but Ancients were not. SEOers were in every industry. And it was was impossible to defeat enemies from the shadows, so they started a propaganda department. So one day in a secret smoke filled room they created a Search Engine Roundtable of agents. They hired Rand Fishkin, Matt Cutts, and double agents you wouldn't believe to spread lies about how the internet works. The horror and beast that is Digital Point was created from the propaganda department. Randy was tasked to create a cleaned up web 2.0 versus of the Digital Point. Since the noobs were catching on. Randy created SEOMoz to spread Google'd agenda to noobs, rookies, and small business owners about how the internet works. And people believe them, for a long time, they still believe them till this day.
Some of the Ancients were mad at the propaganda department, but they realized, that as long as the noobs believed Randy, the Ancients were free to make a killing in profits for themselves. Some of the Ancients created great cities to hide and converse amongst themselves without the interference of the noobs, WickedFire was one such place. But noobs being noobs, some of them felt something was amist with SEOMOZ and DigitalPoints, so they began exploring the deep cracks of the internet, and after digging deep, the found the Golden city that was WickedFire, and they told the others and soon a flood of newbies, nubs, and noobs gathered in the Golden City.
Even then, the Ancients knew their gold was safe, since the noobs, being noobs, would not dare explore the inner knowledge, and would ask pointless meaningless questions, which having been answered thousand times, but dared not search. The ironic part of the story, is the noobs did not search the deep knowledge of WickedFire, even though, they were looking for search engine optimization advice… Noobs. Unfortunately, since the Golden City has been overflown, trash is littering the streets, and the city in general. One is to wonder though…. who was that first noob to find and enter the Golden City…. perhaps one should look to Pewep for answers to that…
Fast forward to the present the Google propaganda department was deemed a great, give great comical rhetoric amongst the staff, creating "changes" such as Panda, and Penguin to continue stirring the noob stew, and sending the noobs scrambling for their lives. Every one flinched, except the Ancients, since they were there at the beginning, and know the truth about the internet.
That truth is, the internet cannot exist without LINKS; But Google tells you to SEO your website by taking away LINKS, noob… ask yourself… Do they care for you? Look at the logic they force you to contemplate…. look in your heart, and ask yourself, Does it make sense? All your life, Google has attempted to stop you, dummied down your knowledge, hampered your ability to "make monies" online. All your life, the Ancients' scripts have told you to create more and more links. Who do you believe in the time of desperation? The Ancients with their scripts and their city of Gold or the Google and their cities of sand, such a Digital Point and SEOMoz?
But I digress, yes newbie…. delete your links, to increase you ranks! Delete your keywords to increase your traffic! delete your pages to increase your relevance! Delete your site, to increase your sales!!! Delete, Delete, Delete yourself from existent to increase your profits. For when you have nothing left, then you can receive the 100% ROi you desire. So say the Google…