Fight over Kool-Aid results in Gunfire and injuries in Detroit



Unarmed Gunman said:
$20 says it was grape.
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Gun.. CHECK
Fucked up school that's falling down.. CHECK
GOON LIFE spray painted on the old sign in front of the school.. CHECK
KOOL AID.. CHECK

Is it a ghetto? Yes, it is!

Why the fuck would anyone be surprised that morons in that community would shoot someone over who makes the best KOOL AID? It's a fucking ghetto not the Hamptons.
 
Two Shot in Detroit after Argument Over Kool-Aid

By ANDREA ISOM
WJBK | myFOXDetroit.com

DETROIT (WJBK) - Witnesses say two men in the Brightmoor neighborhood were so passionate about the way they make Kool-Aid, they started arguing with each other over who does it better.
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OK, so far this is looking like a professionally written news story.

Sadly, that fight took a horrifying turn when they both pulled out guns and started firing at each other. Again, this was over Kool-Aid.
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Wait, are we now on twitter or something?

They didn't hit each other, but two innocent bystanders suffered gunshot wounds in the soft drink shooting. Police call it utterly ridiculous, but they've seen worse. Fox 2's Andrea Isom has the story.
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Is Andrea now talking in third person? Is it really newsworthy if someone states the obvious?

Modern journalism lulz
 
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