Dog Breeds That Pull Pussy

NetMillion · Apr 28, 2012

Let's talk about something halfway interesting: pussy.

What are the "cutest" dog breeds that are capable of pulling the most amount of pussy when I walk it down the street?

With your answer, please include any data you have, and a picture of the dog breed also.

wayn3 · Apr 28, 2012

pieces of shit like you should be forcefully castrated to prevent further pollution of the gene pool

ly2 from WF · Apr 28, 2012

vgeek · Apr 28, 2012

Corgis.

blogspotter · Apr 28, 2012

Any Large, ferocious breed should do. You have scare them and then rape them. If you are looking for a bitch to fuck, try to get a tamer breed.

flx89 · Apr 28, 2012

jacky8 · Apr 28, 2012

crackp0t · Apr 28, 2012

My wife hated me walking her Chihuahua, because I'd always get stopped and talked too.
So I guess based on that experience buy a Chihuahua so you look gay?

loyolabenson · Apr 28, 2012

m0rtal · Apr 28, 2012

Hmm...I'm not sure there's one breed that takes the cake. I don't think it matters much as long as they are friendly, proof below:

As you can see, almost any breed can pull pussy at will. Good luck bro.

ThisWebThing · Apr 28, 2012

The internet is so cool.

JZK721 · Apr 28, 2012

BlogHue · Apr 28, 2012

It disgusts me that you'd consider getting a pet to "pull pussy".

avatar33 · Apr 28, 2012

small dogs will attract chicks, but you can be guaranteed that they be thinking "that's a cute little dog, but this guy HAS to be gay" (However this does not apply if you live in Manhattan)

Get this beast right here and you'll get more pussy than you can handle...

jfizzle · Apr 28, 2012

Become a dog walker. Way easier man. Dog walkers always get laid.

Konkorps · Apr 28, 2012

jfizzle said:
Become a dog walker. Way easier man. Dog walkers always get laid.

Or learn to pick up chicks.

I heard guys who know how to pick up chicks always get laid ... is this true?

help ...

jfizzle · Apr 28, 2012

KoncCorps said:
Or learn to pick up chicks.

I heard guys who know how to pick up chicks always get laid ... is this true?

help ...

Wouldn't know. Dudes are way easier to pick up.

kingofsp · Apr 28, 2012

It's definitely the breed of dog you have that's coming between you and the genetically superior women you deserve.

Konkorps · Apr 28, 2012

kingofsp said:
It's definitely the breed of dog you have that's coming between you and the genetically superior women you deserve.

I was worried it's me. I guess I just need a dog.

Thank you.

Konkorps · Apr 28, 2012

jfizzle said:
Wouldn't know. Dudes are way easier to pick up.

Serious post here ... from Amsterdam experience speaking.

Yeah dudes are easier to pick up. Not that I'm into dudes (sorry gay webmasters) but had some experience in clubs.

Dudes are direct. You wanna fuck? Lets go fuck. Fuck dinner, fuck emotions.

Women are indirect. You wanna fuck? Lets go dinner, lets create emotions and lets have 'feelings' for each other.

Moral of the story. If you can't get laid, maybe just switch your gender preference. Than you don't even have to invest in a dog.

Re-invest your $$$ in your dying AM business and profit instead. Bitches love profit.

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